Post by LuciousStarrCD on Feb 6, 2018 4:09:50 GMT
Remi: It's time for our main event! It's boys against girls in our first ever intergender tag team match, featuring all former United Championship Infinite competitors!
Conway: Not only that, Remi, but new NBW Heavyweight Champ Corey Bull represents this company for the first time against -- hey! What's going on here?
The camera pans back to reveal a fuss as three figures immediately familiar to the UCI faithful climb over the crowd barrier. Commentator Jimmy Garcia and junior interviewer Dani Applegate wisely stand aside while the enormous Petrov scatters the NBW commentary team. A disapproving hiss rises from the Thirsty to compete with a huge pop from the Faithful as the three take the seats so recently vacated.
Garcia: Sorry about that, wrestling fans, but we just couldn't have a United Championship Infinite main event without UCI broadcast professionals calling the game!
Applegate: Speaking of game -- whatup Philly?!
Petrov: And also Petrov. Fuck you Super Bowel. Let us see FIGHT!
Lights dim and the stage darkens as “Big Gun" hits the speakers.
Abbi Stein: The following is a tag team match, scheduled for ONE FALL! First to the ring, at a combined weight of two-hundred fifty-seven pounds; both these crazy bitches from outer space or some shit. Representing the INSURGENCY, they are BONNIE BLUE and ELLLLL VEREZ!!!
With each downbeat of the music, a spotlight illuminates a silhouette, until all four members of the Insurgency are picked out in shadow against a white background. The lights come up, and all four proceed down the ramp as their music is cut and replaced with --
"Versace" by Migos plays as the lights in the arena dim, walking out from the back wearing a obnoxiously bright gold Versace robe and her hard-won Women's title, is Brooke Bell. Looking down at some of the jewelry on her wrist, flossing it for the crowd. Starting her trek down to the ring now, taking her time ignoring the fans disdain.
Abbi Stein: And accompanying the Insurgency, NBW Women’s Champion… BROOKE BELL!!!
Stopping as she reaches the bottom of the ramp to do a little bit of a spin before walking around the edge of the ring. She is joined by Kidsgrove and Jenson as L and Bonnie climb onto the ring apron. In a single choreographed movement, the two ladies backflip over the top rope and bounce back to their feet in the ring to pose for the cheering UCI Faithful.
Garcia: A former World Champion and last reigning Tag Team Champion in Bonnie Blue, as well as last reigning Hypermedia Champion in L Verez, who took it from WCF legend Corey Black! These young women are individually a force to be reckoned with -- we can only imagine the devastation they could bring down tonight!
Applegate: Oh, keep it in your pants, Jimmy! Yeah, these are some badass UCI bitches, but their opponents are two of the most talented men in the ring today!
"The Curse" by Disturbed plays over the speakers and the monster known as Corey Bull walks out to the top of the ramp, four feet of logging chain draped over his shoulder.
Abbi Stein: "Coming to the ring at this time, weighing in at 385 pounds and hailing from the Great Northwoods.... he is YOUR NBW World Heavyweight Champion -- THE HATEBRINGER COREY BULL!
Bull whips his hair back and stretches his arms out to his sides and the ramp lights up as an explosion rocks the ramp area and a mushroom cloud floats to the ceiling. Bull marches to the ring, climbing in and walking to the center of the ring. He stares out at the crowd and raises his hands above his head and crosses the wrists and the crowd cheers him on.
Petrov: Petrov like Hatebringer. He remind me of younger me.
Garcia: Isn't he older than you?
Petrov: Fuck you, Jimmy Garcia! Petrov make valid comparison.
Abbi Stein: And his partner…
“PERSONAL JESUS” by Depeche Mode starts to play on the Bose® (product placement) SoundTouch® (product placement) indoor/outdoor surround sound system throughout the arena.
A mixture of multicolored laser lights and strobe lights illuminates throughout the arena with theatrical smoke and fog setting the scene like a Four Season Fashion Show. The audience throughout the arena stands in unison and waiting in anticipation for what is about to be the "New and Improved" fashion wrestling trend in the New Blood Wrestling season.
Coming through the theatrical smoke and fog and appearing under the fashion show lighting is the one and only, First Couple of Professional Wrestling. Your favorite modern day charismatic and charming, egotistical, narcissistic, politically incorrect, felicitating, self-righteous, second-generation megalomaniac and apex predator, "The Handsome Half-breed" Shadowlove, along with his the simply ravishing femme fatale temptress, and personal bodyguard/valet, "The Fashionista Sensei" Miss Miyamoto.
Abbi Stein: Accompanied by the ravishing Miss Miyamoto, from right here in NEW YORK CITAY, BAY-BAY! He’s the one make ya wanna come… home to Papa Shadow! Ladies, start your engines for the Handsome Half-breed, SHADOWLOOOVVE!!!
His classically masculine and modern mussed, razor-textured, choppy finished dark brown hair was perfect and showing off his chiseled fighter's face with an ice cold stare radiating from his sparkling blue eyes. He was stripped to the waist showing off the upper body of a Greek God, with washboard abs, in a newly fresh and crisp custom-made Calvin Klein stark liquid white leather trench-coat with fringe along with his custom-made Calvin Klein crocodile skinned pants and custom-made Calvin Klein alligator skinned boots.
Her raven black hair was pulled back in a French braid showing off her angelic face with her intoxicatingly, incandescent almond shaped green eyes remained hidden behind a pair of RayBan sunglasses on her perfectly flawless nose. Her attractively well-proportioned, slim, trim, toned body built for sin encased in a form-fitting shimmering silver and Vantablack Mandarin sequin dress with a French-cut up the side to her thigh designed by Stella McCartney and Vantablack Jimmy Choo stilettos.
They stop for a second, taking in the aura throughout the arena, and pose like fashion models on a catwalk.
The audience throughout the arena starts going wild and begin clicking away with their cameras and cellphones like the paparazzi during a "Hollywood" premiere.
She leads the way down the aisle with flirty seductive confidence as he follows a few steps behind her enjoying the view and make their way to the squared-circle.
He slides into the squared-circle like, well, like the slithering snake in the grass that he is so proudly being in New Blood Wrestling.
And his sweet and lovely Miyamoto, with Bushidō catlike precision, walks up the ringside steps with flirty and seductive confidence and enters the squared-circle through the second rope in a very highly provocative fashion.
Garcia: And a reluctant Travis McKenna now walking down the aisle without any fanfare. He made it clear earlier this week he wasn't happy about being passed over for booking.
Applegate: He also made overtures to Bonnie Blue and the Insurgency, much to the boss’ displeasure!
Instead of Bob Seger’s “Her Strut”, as the fans anticipate, the arena lights flicker, “Lights Out” by Royal Blood hits the speakers.
Petrov: In home country, man on wrong side of boss wind up on wrong side of dirt.
Clad in his ubiquitous silver tux jacket, Vincent Pryde takes the stage to a massive pop from his New Blood Thirsty. Two hulking figures join him onstage this time: Onslaught, and -- wearing a zebra shirt -- Chaos! Pryde smirks as he raises his mic.
Pryde: So… the Insurgency wants to make a point? All right. Fair enough. But what you four seem to be forgetting is… I OWN THIS COMPANY! You think you can disrespect me, my roster, in MY OWN HOME?! Yes? Then let me make a counterpoint. Since you saw fit to deprive Chaos of his match tonight, I'm giving him the very unique honor of acting as the official in this tag team match right now! I'm sure he'll be a fair and abiding judge.
At Pryde's gesture, Chaos sprints down the ramp and slides into the ring; while Vincent Pryde and his pet monster, Onslaught, disappear once more behind the curtain.
Garcia: Wow! Ok, all competitors in the ring, with their respective cheerleaders standing on the apron. Chaos seems to be taking his referee duties seriously as he calls for the bell!
*DING! DING! DING!*
Applegate: Looks like L starting off for her team going up against Shadowlove! Verez on the attack, but ‘Love wraps her up in a bear hug -- suplex!
Petrov: In home country, is called Petrov hug. Shadowman pick up alien lady on shoulders -- but alien lady drop down behind!
Garcia: Verez with a hard shove that sends Shadow rebounding off the ropes -- with a clothesline!
Applegate: Shadow misses as Verez ducks! Grabbing the opposite ropes to stop his momentum now and Shadow -- turns around just in time to catch a running boot!
He topples over the ropes, but twists around to catch himself on the apron. Just as quickly, he gets back in and takes a minute to showboat. Shadow poses, looking out to the crowd first, then to L with one eyebrow raised suggestively, drawing every eye to his perfectly toned 8-pack at a subtle gesture.
Petrov: Shadyguy making Petrov uncomfortable in pants.
Garcia: Too damn much information, dude!
Applegate: Way too much. Verez looking confused, but before she can recover, Shadowlove springs into action with a quick eye poke!
Petrov: Verez rally back with chop to chest of Shadyguy!
Garcia: Shady-- I mean Shadowlove staggers back and Verez presses the advantage while she's got it!
L grabs one of Shadow's fingers, pulling back on it, stomping the mat at the same time for extra force.
Applegate: Shadow won't be poking anybody's eye again after that finger pull from the FemAlien and she follows up with a crossface while the Handsome One is distracted!
But Shadow powers out and slams Verez to the mat.
Petrov: Shadyguy with cover!
ONE . . .
Garcia: Kickout at one and Verez is back to her feet! Pele kick! Shadow stumbles away -- right into a tag from his partner!
Applegate: Bull charging -- Verez dives between his legs and makes a run for the Insurgency corner!
Bonnie Blue waits with an outstretched hand, while Brooke Bell appears to be absorbed in her phone. Kidsgrove and Jenson patrol ringside, while Travis McKenna looks on like a king watching over his court.
Petrov: Bull catch space lady before tag -- he twirl like Baryshnikov -- sit-out powerbomb! Space lady in trouble!
Garcia: Another pin!
Applegate: Bonnie Blue in the ring to break it up before referee Chaos can start the count!
Chaos gets right in Bonnie's face, ordering her back to the corner, but Bonnie isn't having it, arguing with him until Corey Bull realizes his pin isn't being counted.
Garcia: Two wrestlers now arguing with the referee as Bull joins in. L seizes her moment! Standing dropkick to Corey Bull! Back up and running for the opponents’ corner!
Petrov: Shadyguy crash to ringside mat!
Immediately, Kidsgrove and Jenson close in -- and just as immediately, two salty looking Japanese dudes emerge from the crowd to meet them. But Andre Jenson simply holds up a business card, looking speculatively at Shadowlove; then shakes his head and walks away.
Garcia: Looks like Shadowlove is being passed over by the Insurgency, while in the ring a tag is finally made to Bonnie Blue. Together, the Hardcore Queen and the FemAlien take the fight to Corey Bull with a pair of clobbering forearms!
Applegate: The official warning Verez out of the ring as the two women continue their assault!
L exits the ring only under threat of disqualification, leaving her partner alone with the monstrous Corey Bull. Bull leers down at the Time Witch, who smiles back at him -- and delivers a knee to the gut, doubling him over!
Garcia: Bonnie Blue taking firm control of this match! Going for the ropes -- springboard hurricanrana! Bull down, Bonnie with the cover!
Applegate: The referee isn't counting! Chaos is looking the other way!
Verez slips back into the ring to confront him, and Chaos responds by tugging on his striped shirt. He points at the Insurgency corner meaningfully, giving Bull more than enough time to shove Bonnie off him.
Petrov: Fuck you crooked ref!
Garcia: Well, it's not like we couldn't have seen that coming. Corey Bull on the offense once again as he scoops up Bonnie Blue! Set up for a powerbomb…
Applegate: Blue putting those elbows to good use as she fights her way out and lands on her feet. European uppercut! Back to the ropes, flying crossbody -- rolls Bull to the mat and Bonnie to her feet again!
Meanwhile, Shadowlove is on the apron and waiting for a tag. Travis McKenna and Brooke Bell stare daggers at each other across the ring. Bonnie Blue climbs the turnbuckle…
Petrov: Elbow drop -- NYET! Bull roll out of way!
Garcia: Blue on the mat, cradling that right arm. She could have an injury to the elbow!
Applegate: Injury or not, Corey Bull isn't through with the Daughter of Time yet! He's working that elbow now with a scissor armbar! And it looks painful!
Bonnie Blue tries to maneuver her way out of the hold, struggling for any kind of leverage…
Garcia: Chaos checking to see if she wants to quit -- Bonnie refuses! Heart of a champion!
Applegate: Chaos takes advantage of the situation, giving Bonnie a swift kick to the ribs before asking again if she wants to give up.
Another refusal is met with a slap to the face and encouragement to Corey Bull to apply more pressure.
Petrov: Is grotesque abuse of power. Referee put boots to Bonnie Blue again like Stalingrad secret police!
Garcia: Here comes the cavalry! L Verez vaults over the ropes and rushes in, while Kidsgrove and Jenson leap onto the ring apron!
It's the Insurgency to the rescue as L nails a legdrop on Bull, forcing him to release the hold, while Kidsgrove jumps in to take on the massive referee. Shadowlove rushes to his partner's aid.
Applegate: Insanity in the ring right now as all four competitors are brawling… along with the referee!
Chaos seems to have forgotten his official capacity, swinging fists without regard to whom he's targeting. As things escalate inside the ring, McKenna and Bell progress to trading insults from their respective corners.
Garcia: Insanity doesn't begin to describe it! It's madness! It's -- Chaos!
Applegate: Now I see why Gravedigger couldn't stand you. Things heating up in the ring as Verez and Blue whip Bull to the ropes! L with a lariat as Blue gets yanked back into the fray!
Bull and Verez spill to the outside as Chaos tosses Sam Kidsgrove into a corner. He charges in, but Kidsgrove gets a boot up that sends Chaos reeling back to Bonnie and Shadowlove.
Garcia: Double mat slam from opposing team members on the match official!
Bonnie and Shadow high five each other before remembering they aren't partners, and square off. Bull and Verez fight on the outside, where L gets unexpected assistance from Kidsgrove as he punts Bull from a position on the apron.
Applegate: The Hardcore Queen and the Handsome Half-breed face to face for the first time in over a year, and here we go!
Garcia: But Chaos is back up now, and rushes both competitors! Double clothesline! Chaos is cleaning house as Bonnie Blue and Shadowlove spill to the outside!
Petrov: Kidgloves and alien fight Bull! Shadyguy and future girl doing blow! Chaos stand tall!
Garcia: That's trading blows, not doing blow. They're not ZMAC.
Petrov: Too bad. Petrov mark for Zombie.
Applegate: You and everybody else on the planet, Petrov. Anyway, this match has broken down completely, and the ref doesn't seem especially interested in restoring any kind of order!
Garcia: What do you expect from a man called Chaos? Bonnie Blue and Shadowlove really going at it here at ringside!
Applegate: Bull holding his own against L Verez AND Sam Kidsgrove!
The momentum of two separate brawls carries the fighters on an inevitable collision course around the ring, crashing together with the force of an ocean wave! Travis McKenna breaks off mid-taunt as the action nears. Tired of being left out of the fun, he climbs the turnbuckle and dives off!
Petrov: HOLY FUCK!
Crowd: HOLY FUCK!
Garcia: Took the words right out of my mouth. Travis McKenna with that leap off the top turnbuckle and every single competitor is on the floor!
Applegate: Official starting the count.
Chaos: One! Two!
McKenna pulls himself out of the human wreckage, as Shadowlove and Verez begin to stir.
Chaos: Three!
Garcia: Brooke Bell jawing at McKenna now, while Shadow gets back to a vertical base! Bull up next, things starting to look a little iffy for the Insurgency!
Chaos: Four!
Applegate: Andre Jenson now helping Blue up while L Verez pulls Sam Kidsgrove to his feet!
Chaos: Five!
Garcia: Everyone back up now, as Brooke hops down off the ring apron to get in McKenna’s face!
Applegate: The official stopping the count for no apparent -- Oh, no, wait! Chaos to the ropes, rebounds…
Garcia: OHMYGAWD! THEY'RE ALL DEAD!
Applegate: Suicide dive to the outside by the referee and now everyone is down again!
Garcia: Chaos gets right back up, grabs Bonnie Blue, and rolls her under the ropes. Now hauling Corey Bull to his feet!
Applegate: Groggy, but Bull has the wherewithal to realize he's within seconds of victory!
Bull climbs back into the ring, crawls over, and throws an arm over the Time Witch. Chaos in to make the count.
ONE . . .
TWO . . .
THR -- NO!
Petrov: Blue kick out of pin by big man!
Garcia: This is the dedication of a true professional! Running on fumes but she finds a way to keep going!
Applegate: Corey Bull not letting up on the former UCI World Champ! Lifting her back up --
Garcia: Bull forced to drop Bonnie as the rest of the Insurgency storm the ring! And here comes Shadowlove!
Applegate: Verez somehow back on the apron in the Insurgency corner, and calling for a tag. Blue escapes the melee and makes a dive for the corner!
Petrov: Tag made! FemAlien in ring!
Together, Kidsgrove and Jenson shove Bull toward the corner, where L Verez intercepts with a twist of fate into a snapmare driver!
Garcia: CELESTIAL DESCENT! VEREZ HOOKS THE LEG!
Chaos looks reluctant as he drops for a slow count.
ONE . . .
Applegate: Kidsgrove in to stop Shadowlove from breaking up the pin!
TWO . . .
Garcia: Chaos hesitating now, taking time to double check that both shoulders are down. Corey Bull still not moving, and the ref can't stall any longer!
THREE ! ! !
*DING! DING! DING!*
Abbi Stein: The winners of this match are L Verez and Bonnie Blue -- the Insurgency!
“Big Gun" echoes through MSG to a pop from the UCI Faithful as the four celebrate their victory in the ring.
Applegate: They've done it! Bonnie Blue and L Verez have overcome incredible odds to take down the combined might of Corey Bull and Shadowlove!
Garcia: And could trouble be brewing between the new Women's Champion and Travis McKenna? There's no love lost between these two, and -- there it is! Tension finally spilling over as Bell unleashes hell on a mouthy McKenna! The proverbial powderkeg just went up in flames, but that's all we can bring you tonight because we are out of time!
The camera holds on the brawling Bell and McKenna for several seconds before the scene dissolves to the NBW logo.
Conway: Not only that, Remi, but new NBW Heavyweight Champ Corey Bull represents this company for the first time against -- hey! What's going on here?
The camera pans back to reveal a fuss as three figures immediately familiar to the UCI faithful climb over the crowd barrier. Commentator Jimmy Garcia and junior interviewer Dani Applegate wisely stand aside while the enormous Petrov scatters the NBW commentary team. A disapproving hiss rises from the Thirsty to compete with a huge pop from the Faithful as the three take the seats so recently vacated.
Garcia: Sorry about that, wrestling fans, but we just couldn't have a United Championship Infinite main event without UCI broadcast professionals calling the game!
Applegate: Speaking of game -- whatup Philly?!
Petrov: And also Petrov. Fuck you Super Bowel. Let us see FIGHT!
Lights dim and the stage darkens as “Big Gun" hits the speakers.
Abbi Stein: The following is a tag team match, scheduled for ONE FALL! First to the ring, at a combined weight of two-hundred fifty-seven pounds; both these crazy bitches from outer space or some shit. Representing the INSURGENCY, they are BONNIE BLUE and ELLLLL VEREZ!!!
With each downbeat of the music, a spotlight illuminates a silhouette, until all four members of the Insurgency are picked out in shadow against a white background. The lights come up, and all four proceed down the ramp as their music is cut and replaced with --
"Versace" by Migos plays as the lights in the arena dim, walking out from the back wearing a obnoxiously bright gold Versace robe and her hard-won Women's title, is Brooke Bell. Looking down at some of the jewelry on her wrist, flossing it for the crowd. Starting her trek down to the ring now, taking her time ignoring the fans disdain.
Abbi Stein: And accompanying the Insurgency, NBW Women’s Champion… BROOKE BELL!!!
Stopping as she reaches the bottom of the ramp to do a little bit of a spin before walking around the edge of the ring. She is joined by Kidsgrove and Jenson as L and Bonnie climb onto the ring apron. In a single choreographed movement, the two ladies backflip over the top rope and bounce back to their feet in the ring to pose for the cheering UCI Faithful.
Garcia: A former World Champion and last reigning Tag Team Champion in Bonnie Blue, as well as last reigning Hypermedia Champion in L Verez, who took it from WCF legend Corey Black! These young women are individually a force to be reckoned with -- we can only imagine the devastation they could bring down tonight!
Applegate: Oh, keep it in your pants, Jimmy! Yeah, these are some badass UCI bitches, but their opponents are two of the most talented men in the ring today!
"The Curse" by Disturbed plays over the speakers and the monster known as Corey Bull walks out to the top of the ramp, four feet of logging chain draped over his shoulder.
Abbi Stein: "Coming to the ring at this time, weighing in at 385 pounds and hailing from the Great Northwoods.... he is YOUR NBW World Heavyweight Champion -- THE HATEBRINGER COREY BULL!
Bull whips his hair back and stretches his arms out to his sides and the ramp lights up as an explosion rocks the ramp area and a mushroom cloud floats to the ceiling. Bull marches to the ring, climbing in and walking to the center of the ring. He stares out at the crowd and raises his hands above his head and crosses the wrists and the crowd cheers him on.
Petrov: Petrov like Hatebringer. He remind me of younger me.
Garcia: Isn't he older than you?
Petrov: Fuck you, Jimmy Garcia! Petrov make valid comparison.
Abbi Stein: And his partner…
“PERSONAL JESUS” by Depeche Mode starts to play on the Bose® (product placement) SoundTouch® (product placement) indoor/outdoor surround sound system throughout the arena.
A mixture of multicolored laser lights and strobe lights illuminates throughout the arena with theatrical smoke and fog setting the scene like a Four Season Fashion Show. The audience throughout the arena stands in unison and waiting in anticipation for what is about to be the "New and Improved" fashion wrestling trend in the New Blood Wrestling season.
Coming through the theatrical smoke and fog and appearing under the fashion show lighting is the one and only, First Couple of Professional Wrestling. Your favorite modern day charismatic and charming, egotistical, narcissistic, politically incorrect, felicitating, self-righteous, second-generation megalomaniac and apex predator, "The Handsome Half-breed" Shadowlove, along with his the simply ravishing femme fatale temptress, and personal bodyguard/valet, "The Fashionista Sensei" Miss Miyamoto.
Abbi Stein: Accompanied by the ravishing Miss Miyamoto, from right here in NEW YORK CITAY, BAY-BAY! He’s the one make ya wanna come… home to Papa Shadow! Ladies, start your engines for the Handsome Half-breed, SHADOWLOOOVVE!!!
His classically masculine and modern mussed, razor-textured, choppy finished dark brown hair was perfect and showing off his chiseled fighter's face with an ice cold stare radiating from his sparkling blue eyes. He was stripped to the waist showing off the upper body of a Greek God, with washboard abs, in a newly fresh and crisp custom-made Calvin Klein stark liquid white leather trench-coat with fringe along with his custom-made Calvin Klein crocodile skinned pants and custom-made Calvin Klein alligator skinned boots.
Her raven black hair was pulled back in a French braid showing off her angelic face with her intoxicatingly, incandescent almond shaped green eyes remained hidden behind a pair of RayBan sunglasses on her perfectly flawless nose. Her attractively well-proportioned, slim, trim, toned body built for sin encased in a form-fitting shimmering silver and Vantablack Mandarin sequin dress with a French-cut up the side to her thigh designed by Stella McCartney and Vantablack Jimmy Choo stilettos.
They stop for a second, taking in the aura throughout the arena, and pose like fashion models on a catwalk.
The audience throughout the arena starts going wild and begin clicking away with their cameras and cellphones like the paparazzi during a "Hollywood" premiere.
She leads the way down the aisle with flirty seductive confidence as he follows a few steps behind her enjoying the view and make their way to the squared-circle.
He slides into the squared-circle like, well, like the slithering snake in the grass that he is so proudly being in New Blood Wrestling.
And his sweet and lovely Miyamoto, with Bushidō catlike precision, walks up the ringside steps with flirty and seductive confidence and enters the squared-circle through the second rope in a very highly provocative fashion.
Garcia: And a reluctant Travis McKenna now walking down the aisle without any fanfare. He made it clear earlier this week he wasn't happy about being passed over for booking.
Applegate: He also made overtures to Bonnie Blue and the Insurgency, much to the boss’ displeasure!
Instead of Bob Seger’s “Her Strut”, as the fans anticipate, the arena lights flicker, “Lights Out” by Royal Blood hits the speakers.
Petrov: In home country, man on wrong side of boss wind up on wrong side of dirt.
Clad in his ubiquitous silver tux jacket, Vincent Pryde takes the stage to a massive pop from his New Blood Thirsty. Two hulking figures join him onstage this time: Onslaught, and -- wearing a zebra shirt -- Chaos! Pryde smirks as he raises his mic.
Pryde: So… the Insurgency wants to make a point? All right. Fair enough. But what you four seem to be forgetting is… I OWN THIS COMPANY! You think you can disrespect me, my roster, in MY OWN HOME?! Yes? Then let me make a counterpoint. Since you saw fit to deprive Chaos of his match tonight, I'm giving him the very unique honor of acting as the official in this tag team match right now! I'm sure he'll be a fair and abiding judge.
At Pryde's gesture, Chaos sprints down the ramp and slides into the ring; while Vincent Pryde and his pet monster, Onslaught, disappear once more behind the curtain.
Garcia: Wow! Ok, all competitors in the ring, with their respective cheerleaders standing on the apron. Chaos seems to be taking his referee duties seriously as he calls for the bell!
*DING! DING! DING!*
Applegate: Looks like L starting off for her team going up against Shadowlove! Verez on the attack, but ‘Love wraps her up in a bear hug -- suplex!
Petrov: In home country, is called Petrov hug. Shadowman pick up alien lady on shoulders -- but alien lady drop down behind!
Garcia: Verez with a hard shove that sends Shadow rebounding off the ropes -- with a clothesline!
Applegate: Shadow misses as Verez ducks! Grabbing the opposite ropes to stop his momentum now and Shadow -- turns around just in time to catch a running boot!
He topples over the ropes, but twists around to catch himself on the apron. Just as quickly, he gets back in and takes a minute to showboat. Shadow poses, looking out to the crowd first, then to L with one eyebrow raised suggestively, drawing every eye to his perfectly toned 8-pack at a subtle gesture.
Petrov: Shadyguy making Petrov uncomfortable in pants.
Garcia: Too damn much information, dude!
Applegate: Way too much. Verez looking confused, but before she can recover, Shadowlove springs into action with a quick eye poke!
Petrov: Verez rally back with chop to chest of Shadyguy!
Garcia: Shady-- I mean Shadowlove staggers back and Verez presses the advantage while she's got it!
L grabs one of Shadow's fingers, pulling back on it, stomping the mat at the same time for extra force.
Applegate: Shadow won't be poking anybody's eye again after that finger pull from the FemAlien and she follows up with a crossface while the Handsome One is distracted!
But Shadow powers out and slams Verez to the mat.
Petrov: Shadyguy with cover!
ONE . . .
Garcia: Kickout at one and Verez is back to her feet! Pele kick! Shadow stumbles away -- right into a tag from his partner!
Applegate: Bull charging -- Verez dives between his legs and makes a run for the Insurgency corner!
Bonnie Blue waits with an outstretched hand, while Brooke Bell appears to be absorbed in her phone. Kidsgrove and Jenson patrol ringside, while Travis McKenna looks on like a king watching over his court.
Petrov: Bull catch space lady before tag -- he twirl like Baryshnikov -- sit-out powerbomb! Space lady in trouble!
Garcia: Another pin!
Applegate: Bonnie Blue in the ring to break it up before referee Chaos can start the count!
Chaos gets right in Bonnie's face, ordering her back to the corner, but Bonnie isn't having it, arguing with him until Corey Bull realizes his pin isn't being counted.
Garcia: Two wrestlers now arguing with the referee as Bull joins in. L seizes her moment! Standing dropkick to Corey Bull! Back up and running for the opponents’ corner!
Petrov: Shadyguy crash to ringside mat!
Immediately, Kidsgrove and Jenson close in -- and just as immediately, two salty looking Japanese dudes emerge from the crowd to meet them. But Andre Jenson simply holds up a business card, looking speculatively at Shadowlove; then shakes his head and walks away.
Garcia: Looks like Shadowlove is being passed over by the Insurgency, while in the ring a tag is finally made to Bonnie Blue. Together, the Hardcore Queen and the FemAlien take the fight to Corey Bull with a pair of clobbering forearms!
Applegate: The official warning Verez out of the ring as the two women continue their assault!
L exits the ring only under threat of disqualification, leaving her partner alone with the monstrous Corey Bull. Bull leers down at the Time Witch, who smiles back at him -- and delivers a knee to the gut, doubling him over!
Garcia: Bonnie Blue taking firm control of this match! Going for the ropes -- springboard hurricanrana! Bull down, Bonnie with the cover!
Applegate: The referee isn't counting! Chaos is looking the other way!
Verez slips back into the ring to confront him, and Chaos responds by tugging on his striped shirt. He points at the Insurgency corner meaningfully, giving Bull more than enough time to shove Bonnie off him.
Petrov: Fuck you crooked ref!
Garcia: Well, it's not like we couldn't have seen that coming. Corey Bull on the offense once again as he scoops up Bonnie Blue! Set up for a powerbomb…
Applegate: Blue putting those elbows to good use as she fights her way out and lands on her feet. European uppercut! Back to the ropes, flying crossbody -- rolls Bull to the mat and Bonnie to her feet again!
Meanwhile, Shadowlove is on the apron and waiting for a tag. Travis McKenna and Brooke Bell stare daggers at each other across the ring. Bonnie Blue climbs the turnbuckle…
Petrov: Elbow drop -- NYET! Bull roll out of way!
Garcia: Blue on the mat, cradling that right arm. She could have an injury to the elbow!
Applegate: Injury or not, Corey Bull isn't through with the Daughter of Time yet! He's working that elbow now with a scissor armbar! And it looks painful!
Bonnie Blue tries to maneuver her way out of the hold, struggling for any kind of leverage…
Garcia: Chaos checking to see if she wants to quit -- Bonnie refuses! Heart of a champion!
Applegate: Chaos takes advantage of the situation, giving Bonnie a swift kick to the ribs before asking again if she wants to give up.
Another refusal is met with a slap to the face and encouragement to Corey Bull to apply more pressure.
Petrov: Is grotesque abuse of power. Referee put boots to Bonnie Blue again like Stalingrad secret police!
Garcia: Here comes the cavalry! L Verez vaults over the ropes and rushes in, while Kidsgrove and Jenson leap onto the ring apron!
It's the Insurgency to the rescue as L nails a legdrop on Bull, forcing him to release the hold, while Kidsgrove jumps in to take on the massive referee. Shadowlove rushes to his partner's aid.
Applegate: Insanity in the ring right now as all four competitors are brawling… along with the referee!
Chaos seems to have forgotten his official capacity, swinging fists without regard to whom he's targeting. As things escalate inside the ring, McKenna and Bell progress to trading insults from their respective corners.
Garcia: Insanity doesn't begin to describe it! It's madness! It's -- Chaos!
Applegate: Now I see why Gravedigger couldn't stand you. Things heating up in the ring as Verez and Blue whip Bull to the ropes! L with a lariat as Blue gets yanked back into the fray!
Bull and Verez spill to the outside as Chaos tosses Sam Kidsgrove into a corner. He charges in, but Kidsgrove gets a boot up that sends Chaos reeling back to Bonnie and Shadowlove.
Garcia: Double mat slam from opposing team members on the match official!
Bonnie and Shadow high five each other before remembering they aren't partners, and square off. Bull and Verez fight on the outside, where L gets unexpected assistance from Kidsgrove as he punts Bull from a position on the apron.
Applegate: The Hardcore Queen and the Handsome Half-breed face to face for the first time in over a year, and here we go!
Garcia: But Chaos is back up now, and rushes both competitors! Double clothesline! Chaos is cleaning house as Bonnie Blue and Shadowlove spill to the outside!
Petrov: Kidgloves and alien fight Bull! Shadyguy and future girl doing blow! Chaos stand tall!
Garcia: That's trading blows, not doing blow. They're not ZMAC.
Petrov: Too bad. Petrov mark for Zombie.
Applegate: You and everybody else on the planet, Petrov. Anyway, this match has broken down completely, and the ref doesn't seem especially interested in restoring any kind of order!
Garcia: What do you expect from a man called Chaos? Bonnie Blue and Shadowlove really going at it here at ringside!
Applegate: Bull holding his own against L Verez AND Sam Kidsgrove!
The momentum of two separate brawls carries the fighters on an inevitable collision course around the ring, crashing together with the force of an ocean wave! Travis McKenna breaks off mid-taunt as the action nears. Tired of being left out of the fun, he climbs the turnbuckle and dives off!
Petrov: HOLY FUCK!
Crowd: HOLY FUCK!
Garcia: Took the words right out of my mouth. Travis McKenna with that leap off the top turnbuckle and every single competitor is on the floor!
Applegate: Official starting the count.
Chaos: One! Two!
McKenna pulls himself out of the human wreckage, as Shadowlove and Verez begin to stir.
Chaos: Three!
Garcia: Brooke Bell jawing at McKenna now, while Shadow gets back to a vertical base! Bull up next, things starting to look a little iffy for the Insurgency!
Chaos: Four!
Applegate: Andre Jenson now helping Blue up while L Verez pulls Sam Kidsgrove to his feet!
Chaos: Five!
Garcia: Everyone back up now, as Brooke hops down off the ring apron to get in McKenna’s face!
Applegate: The official stopping the count for no apparent -- Oh, no, wait! Chaos to the ropes, rebounds…
Garcia: OHMYGAWD! THEY'RE ALL DEAD!
Applegate: Suicide dive to the outside by the referee and now everyone is down again!
Garcia: Chaos gets right back up, grabs Bonnie Blue, and rolls her under the ropes. Now hauling Corey Bull to his feet!
Applegate: Groggy, but Bull has the wherewithal to realize he's within seconds of victory!
Bull climbs back into the ring, crawls over, and throws an arm over the Time Witch. Chaos in to make the count.
ONE . . .
TWO . . .
THR -- NO!
Petrov: Blue kick out of pin by big man!
Garcia: This is the dedication of a true professional! Running on fumes but she finds a way to keep going!
Applegate: Corey Bull not letting up on the former UCI World Champ! Lifting her back up --
Garcia: Bull forced to drop Bonnie as the rest of the Insurgency storm the ring! And here comes Shadowlove!
Applegate: Verez somehow back on the apron in the Insurgency corner, and calling for a tag. Blue escapes the melee and makes a dive for the corner!
Petrov: Tag made! FemAlien in ring!
Together, Kidsgrove and Jenson shove Bull toward the corner, where L Verez intercepts with a twist of fate into a snapmare driver!
Garcia: CELESTIAL DESCENT! VEREZ HOOKS THE LEG!
Chaos looks reluctant as he drops for a slow count.
ONE . . .
Applegate: Kidsgrove in to stop Shadowlove from breaking up the pin!
TWO . . .
Garcia: Chaos hesitating now, taking time to double check that both shoulders are down. Corey Bull still not moving, and the ref can't stall any longer!
THREE ! ! !
*DING! DING! DING!*
Abbi Stein: The winners of this match are L Verez and Bonnie Blue -- the Insurgency!
“Big Gun" echoes through MSG to a pop from the UCI Faithful as the four celebrate their victory in the ring.
Applegate: They've done it! Bonnie Blue and L Verez have overcome incredible odds to take down the combined might of Corey Bull and Shadowlove!
Garcia: And could trouble be brewing between the new Women's Champion and Travis McKenna? There's no love lost between these two, and -- there it is! Tension finally spilling over as Bell unleashes hell on a mouthy McKenna! The proverbial powderkeg just went up in flames, but that's all we can bring you tonight because we are out of time!
The camera holds on the brawling Bell and McKenna for several seconds before the scene dissolves to the NBW logo.