Post by LuciousStarrCD on Feb 13, 2018 1:49:27 GMT
Shit, people gun get fucked, ya'll
St Remi: Ladies and gentlemen, it’s time for our main event as Corey Bull, our tremendous Champion takes on L Verez of the Insurgency!
Sara Conway: And let’s not forget, they are all banned from ringside!
Charlie Hanson: AND RIGHTLY SO! ALL THEY’VE DONE SINCE THEY GOT HERE IS FUCK THINGS UP!
St Remi: Well we’ll certainly hope that Corey can…..
Charlie Hanson: WHAT THE FUCK? WHAT IS IT NOW?
Sara Conway: Fire alarm I think…
Sure enough the fire alarm is going off around the entire arena.
WEEWAAWWEEWAAWEEWAAWEEWWAAWWEEWWAA
Abbi Stein gets on the mic
Abbi: Ladies and. Well, fuck it whatever., There’s a fire alarm or something why the fuck are you still standing there? Get out of the arena. SAVE YOURSELVES!
St Remi: Well this is a first! Do we have to evacuate?
Sara Conway: Yeah, I’m getting it in my ear now, we’ve all gotta go.
WEEWAAWWEEWAAWEEWAAWEEWWAAWWEEWWAA
St Remi: OK, We’ll be right back after these messages folks!
The commentary booth goes silent as the NBW commentary team follow the rest of the people out of the building as commercials hit.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
We return to absolute Chaos outside the arena as the fire alarm is still going on. Firefighters are at the scene, discussing with Vincent Pryde the options. Fans are milling around and no one knows what’s going on. There is no obvious fire.
WEEWAAWWEEWAAWEEWAAWEEWWAAWWEEWWAA
The firefighters after a few minutes finally get the alarm switched off, giving the go ahead for fans to re-enter the arena. When they reach the concourse, however, the doors are sealed by a few hundred LARPERs. Each one has home made armour and stand to attention at the door like sentries, not letting anyone through. The doors are locked and they are the gatekeepers. In fact, they forcibly move some fans away in order to keep anyone from getting through the doors to the arena.
Suddenly, every monitor in the arena and concourse, as well as the ones outside the arena come to life with static. Eventually forming a picture. 4 people, standing in the ring of the now empty arena.
Jenson: Vincent Pryde. Your actions have consequences. I don’t care if it is you, Commish Lamarche, Lucius Starr, or whoever it is calling the shots. If you try to stop the Insurgency we will make a stand.
Kidsgrove: You see, UCI faithful. Whoever is running this shit show right now has banned your UCI Intercontinental Champion, one half of one of the most famous UCI tag champions, and a bonafide UCI hall of famer from ringside for this match. We think that is unacceptable and a flagrant abuse of power by the disgrace that calls themselves the managers of this organisation. If you abuse the Insurgency, we’re going to resist.
Bonnie: Ya’ll see, we’ll fight fire with fire. It’s pretty simple really. The Insurgency is banned from ringside. That’s fine. We play by the rules here, we got honour. However, if the Insurgency is banned from ringside, so are the NBW thirsty. So we’re not letting any fan in this here buildin’ unless they are UCI faithful. So I kindly ask for anyone wearing UCI merch...
Jenson: Or Insurgency merch.
Bonnie: Oh ye, or Insurgency merch. We kindly ask that you make yourself known to Amy over in block A. She’ll let you through. Anyone else, well, ya’ll need to stay out there and we’ll come join ya shortly.
Jenson: Let it be known that NBW will not push us around, if they stipulate unfair sanctions on this group, we will reply in kind. We will overcome. We will Stand. We WIll Resist and we will fight.
Kidsgrove: So, Vincent Pryde - you blood sucking piece of shit. It’s your move, play if you dare. Let’s get on with this match.
Kidsgrove drops the mic as Big Gun hits the arena, some of the UCI faithful are starting to trickle into the arena now and cheer as the 3 barred members of the Insurgency leave for the concourse area.
The UCI commentary crew also come out and take the seats in the vacant commentary booth. The NBW crew being barred outside the arena like everyone else.
Jimmy Garcia: Well folks! We’re back! What a shocking turn of events. All of NBW, including the fans is barred from ringside thanks to Jenson’s LARPING crew.
Petrov: Jenson LARP fuck good, Petrov Happy.
Dani Applegate: Let’s get started with the match! Here is Taylor Lorde!
St Remi: Ladies and gentlemen, it’s time for our main event as Corey Bull, our tremendous Champion takes on L Verez of the Insurgency!
Sara Conway: And let’s not forget, they are all banned from ringside!
Charlie Hanson: AND RIGHTLY SO! ALL THEY’VE DONE SINCE THEY GOT HERE IS FUCK THINGS UP!
St Remi: Well we’ll certainly hope that Corey can…..
Charlie Hanson: WHAT THE FUCK? WHAT IS IT NOW?
Sara Conway: Fire alarm I think…
Sure enough the fire alarm is going off around the entire arena.
WEEWAAWWEEWAAWEEWAAWEEWWAAWWEEWWAA
Abbi Stein gets on the mic
Abbi: Ladies and. Well, fuck it whatever., There’s a fire alarm or something why the fuck are you still standing there? Get out of the arena. SAVE YOURSELVES!
St Remi: Well this is a first! Do we have to evacuate?
Sara Conway: Yeah, I’m getting it in my ear now, we’ve all gotta go.
WEEWAAWWEEWAAWEEWAAWEEWWAAWWEEWWAA
St Remi: OK, We’ll be right back after these messages folks!
The commentary booth goes silent as the NBW commentary team follow the rest of the people out of the building as commercials hit.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
We return to absolute Chaos outside the arena as the fire alarm is still going on. Firefighters are at the scene, discussing with Vincent Pryde the options. Fans are milling around and no one knows what’s going on. There is no obvious fire.
WEEWAAWWEEWAAWEEWAAWEEWWAAWWEEWWAA
The firefighters after a few minutes finally get the alarm switched off, giving the go ahead for fans to re-enter the arena. When they reach the concourse, however, the doors are sealed by a few hundred LARPERs. Each one has home made armour and stand to attention at the door like sentries, not letting anyone through. The doors are locked and they are the gatekeepers. In fact, they forcibly move some fans away in order to keep anyone from getting through the doors to the arena.
Suddenly, every monitor in the arena and concourse, as well as the ones outside the arena come to life with static. Eventually forming a picture. 4 people, standing in the ring of the now empty arena.
Jenson: Vincent Pryde. Your actions have consequences. I don’t care if it is you, Commish Lamarche, Lucius Starr, or whoever it is calling the shots. If you try to stop the Insurgency we will make a stand.
Kidsgrove: You see, UCI faithful. Whoever is running this shit show right now has banned your UCI Intercontinental Champion, one half of one of the most famous UCI tag champions, and a bonafide UCI hall of famer from ringside for this match. We think that is unacceptable and a flagrant abuse of power by the disgrace that calls themselves the managers of this organisation. If you abuse the Insurgency, we’re going to resist.
Bonnie: Ya’ll see, we’ll fight fire with fire. It’s pretty simple really. The Insurgency is banned from ringside. That’s fine. We play by the rules here, we got honour. However, if the Insurgency is banned from ringside, so are the NBW thirsty. So we’re not letting any fan in this here buildin’ unless they are UCI faithful. So I kindly ask for anyone wearing UCI merch...
Jenson: Or Insurgency merch.
Bonnie: Oh ye, or Insurgency merch. We kindly ask that you make yourself known to Amy over in block A. She’ll let you through. Anyone else, well, ya’ll need to stay out there and we’ll come join ya shortly.
Jenson: Let it be known that NBW will not push us around, if they stipulate unfair sanctions on this group, we will reply in kind. We will overcome. We will Stand. We WIll Resist and we will fight.
Kidsgrove: So, Vincent Pryde - you blood sucking piece of shit. It’s your move, play if you dare. Let’s get on with this match.
Kidsgrove drops the mic as Big Gun hits the arena, some of the UCI faithful are starting to trickle into the arena now and cheer as the 3 barred members of the Insurgency leave for the concourse area.
The UCI commentary crew also come out and take the seats in the vacant commentary booth. The NBW crew being barred outside the arena like everyone else.
Jimmy Garcia: Well folks! We’re back! What a shocking turn of events. All of NBW, including the fans is barred from ringside thanks to Jenson’s LARPING crew.
Petrov: Jenson LARP fuck good, Petrov Happy.
Dani Applegate: Let’s get started with the match! Here is Taylor Lorde!