Post by max masked on Feb 18, 2018 5:01:42 GMT
(max masked is walkin down da halal in hospital wit five of his tricks behind him an their lookin all hot an half naked an ish. max sees a nurse an the nurse looks at him all hard)
nurse: sir u cant smoke dat in here
(she is talkin bout maxs blunt)
max masked: awwww hell no I kno u didnt jus try to tell me dat. i pay taxes u old biddy so i purdy much own dis place
(max blows blunt smoke in da nurses face an she actually kinda likes it so she tops given him a hard time)
nurse: neway can i help u sir
max masked: ya im her to see onna my tricks u kno wut room shes in
nurse: wut is her name
max masked: name? cmon u kno aint no trick got no name
nurse: oh u mean tha hot ass woman dat we put in room 223
max masked: ya i guess
(max blows some more blunt smoke in da nurses face an den walks to room 223 wit his other tricks folloin him. wen he gets to da room 223 one of his tricks from moonday bloody monday is in tha hospital bed an shes wearin a full body cast. max sees her an shakes his head)
max masked: a trick is a turrible think to waist. u okay trick?
trick: uuuuuuuuugggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
max masked: dam u sound like dat cheesy ass masta p make em say ugggggghhhh song from tha 90s. u rmemeber wen he wuz on wcw rite?
trick: uuuuuuuhgggggggggghhhhhhhhhh
max masked: dam cassidy kaine dun u real dirty wen he shoved u off dat ramp on monday nite. u aint prolly never gonna be tha same. its a sad sad story
(max masked pulls out a boddle of courvoisier an takes a swig of it then he pours one out on tha tricks hospital bed)
max masked: dam u cassidy kaine i dont kno y u think u got beef wit me. all i did wuz challenge u to a wreslin match straight up to see who tha betta man wuz. but u decided instead of wrestling me u were gonna thro ur buddy kiddy kay out in fronta me to try to cut me off before i got to u but you saw wut happened dis past week wen i got in tha ring wit kiddy kay i pinnined him wit da face off tha most powerful finishing move in all of rasslin.
u coulda jus accepted a match wit me an we coulda had a great technical match but now u gone an made it personal so we cant have dat technical match were gonna hafta have a fite an u dont wanna have a fite wit max masked cuz if u have a fite wit max masked ur gonna leave wit a bloody lip an a bloody forehead an a bloody urethra jus like hank hill when he tries to push two much outta his narrow urethra. i dont kno wen this fite is gonna happen kaine an i dunno were its gunna happen but wutever day it is ur gonna be like daniel powter an have a bad day.
(tha trick has tha tv on her hospital room an shes got it on espn an its showin some boring ass cross cunty skiing shit from tha olympics wen oliver sudden a breakin news logo coms on tha screen an they interrupt tha lympics wit chris berman in tha spots center.)
chris berman: this is chris berman wit epsan an we got sum breakin news for yall. new blood wrestling just announced dat max masked tha hottest up an comin star in all of sports will have his next math on tha next monday bloody monday against tha dark spector. max masked verse dark spector this monday an dats gonna be a hootenanny to look out for. berman out.
max masked: awwwww hellllllll nooooooo. so it look like cassidy kaine has ducked me again an now i got dark spector in tha ring dis week. y wont u jus fite my cassidy kaine? whadda u got to hide?
but neway i guess i betta talk bout dark spector now. i bet theres a lotta people out there thinkin well damn max masked u an dark spector should prolly be friends cuz u both where masks. well lemme tell u something i dont like dark spector an i dont like dark spector cuz when i wuz growin up in harlem my granny her name wuz minnie masked she always told me max u a proud member of da masked family but dont u never never ever trust nobody who wears a mask dat covers there mouth. see wen u wear a mask that dont cover ur mouth like me an all my family due u can hear ppl speak clearly an u can see whether they smiling whether they frownin or all dat ish. wen sumone wears a mask dat covers their entire face even there mouths u don’t kno nething bout wut their thinkin or wut their emotions are see ive never trust anyone who wears a mask dat covers their mouth an dats y i dont trust u ne further than u can throw me. lemme jus say im goonna rip off dat stupid park of ur mask dat covers ur mouth on monday nite so that u can be a real masked man.
trick: uuuuuuuuuuugggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
max masked: oh ish u wakin up my trick?
trick: o max its turrible dey say cassidy kaine broke every bone in my body
max masked: well lemme jus say dat u still look mad fly an if u werent wearin dat full body cast id make sure dat there was one bone in u dat aint broken
trick: welllllllllllll
max masked: well wut?
trick: well dey did cut a hole in a special part of my cast so dat i could go pee pee
max masked: wow u a thirsty trick an u nastier then i thought. do u really mean u wanna…………
trick: lets do it
max masked: trick u kno wut to do
(all tha other tricks shove tha cameraman out tha room an then form a human shield so no one can see nothin but before long u hear happy noises comin from max masked an from tha trick in tha hospital bed. dats tha end)
nurse: sir u cant smoke dat in here
(she is talkin bout maxs blunt)
max masked: awwww hell no I kno u didnt jus try to tell me dat. i pay taxes u old biddy so i purdy much own dis place
(max blows blunt smoke in da nurses face an she actually kinda likes it so she tops given him a hard time)
nurse: neway can i help u sir
max masked: ya im her to see onna my tricks u kno wut room shes in
nurse: wut is her name
max masked: name? cmon u kno aint no trick got no name
nurse: oh u mean tha hot ass woman dat we put in room 223
max masked: ya i guess
(max blows some more blunt smoke in da nurses face an den walks to room 223 wit his other tricks folloin him. wen he gets to da room 223 one of his tricks from moonday bloody monday is in tha hospital bed an shes wearin a full body cast. max sees her an shakes his head)
max masked: a trick is a turrible think to waist. u okay trick?
trick: uuuuuuuuugggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
max masked: dam u sound like dat cheesy ass masta p make em say ugggggghhhh song from tha 90s. u rmemeber wen he wuz on wcw rite?
trick: uuuuuuuhgggggggggghhhhhhhhhh
max masked: dam cassidy kaine dun u real dirty wen he shoved u off dat ramp on monday nite. u aint prolly never gonna be tha same. its a sad sad story
(max masked pulls out a boddle of courvoisier an takes a swig of it then he pours one out on tha tricks hospital bed)
max masked: dam u cassidy kaine i dont kno y u think u got beef wit me. all i did wuz challenge u to a wreslin match straight up to see who tha betta man wuz. but u decided instead of wrestling me u were gonna thro ur buddy kiddy kay out in fronta me to try to cut me off before i got to u but you saw wut happened dis past week wen i got in tha ring wit kiddy kay i pinnined him wit da face off tha most powerful finishing move in all of rasslin.
u coulda jus accepted a match wit me an we coulda had a great technical match but now u gone an made it personal so we cant have dat technical match were gonna hafta have a fite an u dont wanna have a fite wit max masked cuz if u have a fite wit max masked ur gonna leave wit a bloody lip an a bloody forehead an a bloody urethra jus like hank hill when he tries to push two much outta his narrow urethra. i dont kno wen this fite is gonna happen kaine an i dunno were its gunna happen but wutever day it is ur gonna be like daniel powter an have a bad day.
(tha trick has tha tv on her hospital room an shes got it on espn an its showin some boring ass cross cunty skiing shit from tha olympics wen oliver sudden a breakin news logo coms on tha screen an they interrupt tha lympics wit chris berman in tha spots center.)
chris berman: this is chris berman wit epsan an we got sum breakin news for yall. new blood wrestling just announced dat max masked tha hottest up an comin star in all of sports will have his next math on tha next monday bloody monday against tha dark spector. max masked verse dark spector this monday an dats gonna be a hootenanny to look out for. berman out.
max masked: awwwww hellllllll nooooooo. so it look like cassidy kaine has ducked me again an now i got dark spector in tha ring dis week. y wont u jus fite my cassidy kaine? whadda u got to hide?
but neway i guess i betta talk bout dark spector now. i bet theres a lotta people out there thinkin well damn max masked u an dark spector should prolly be friends cuz u both where masks. well lemme tell u something i dont like dark spector an i dont like dark spector cuz when i wuz growin up in harlem my granny her name wuz minnie masked she always told me max u a proud member of da masked family but dont u never never ever trust nobody who wears a mask dat covers there mouth. see wen u wear a mask that dont cover ur mouth like me an all my family due u can hear ppl speak clearly an u can see whether they smiling whether they frownin or all dat ish. wen sumone wears a mask dat covers their entire face even there mouths u don’t kno nething bout wut their thinkin or wut their emotions are see ive never trust anyone who wears a mask dat covers their mouth an dats y i dont trust u ne further than u can throw me. lemme jus say im goonna rip off dat stupid park of ur mask dat covers ur mouth on monday nite so that u can be a real masked man.
trick: uuuuuuuuuuugggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
max masked: oh ish u wakin up my trick?
trick: o max its turrible dey say cassidy kaine broke every bone in my body
max masked: well lemme jus say dat u still look mad fly an if u werent wearin dat full body cast id make sure dat there was one bone in u dat aint broken
trick: welllllllllllll
max masked: well wut?
trick: well dey did cut a hole in a special part of my cast so dat i could go pee pee
max masked: wow u a thirsty trick an u nastier then i thought. do u really mean u wanna…………
trick: lets do it
max masked: trick u kno wut to do
(all tha other tricks shove tha cameraman out tha room an then form a human shield so no one can see nothin but before long u hear happy noises comin from max masked an from tha trick in tha hospital bed. dats tha end)