Post by Derek Wellings on Oct 7, 2018 23:23:27 GMT
This story is from Wendy Sato's point of view.
I wake up early to make myself breakfast as usual, Derek has a habit of sleeping late. Not sure why, He sleeps early like 8 or 9 at night and wakes late like 10 or 11. As I'm wonder to the kitchen, I find Derek's already awake wearing a hot pink house robe and sunglasses. For a few moments, I blink at him before speaking up.
*** Wendy Sato ***
Derek-sama, why are you wearing a pink robe?
*** Derek Wellings ***
It was my wife's... I got lazy and didn't want to get changed.
*** Wendy Sato ***
You're on a laundry strike until I do laundry, aren't you?
*** Derek Wellings ***
No! I just didn't feel like getting dressed, is that a crime?
*** Wendy Sato ***
Are you even wearing underwear?
*** Derek Wellings ***
… STOP ASKING ME SO MANY DAMN QUESTIONS!
He angrily turns back to the stove. I can smell him cooking some sort of omelet. I like his omelets! They're always filled with with different fruits and vegetables. Things that ACTUALLY work together. But, shockingly, he's only chopped onions, peppers, tomatoes, corn, and ham. No hash browns, which is weird. He almost always makes me those, from scratch!
Also, he's drinking coffee... I've never seen him drink coffee. He's always told me that caffeine is a horrible drug to be addicted to. I have to sneak Pepsi or Mug Root Beer like I'm sneaking drugs into a prison almost. Today suddenly feels really weird. After a few minutes, he puts the plate in front of me.
*** Derek Wellings ***
Something wrong?
A glass of orange juice... with pulp... I'm allergic to pulp. I have to push the glass away.v
*** Wendy Sato ***
I'm allergic to pulp. It gives me oral blisters. Can I get coffee or other juice?
Then Derek chugs it as he places reaches into the fridge and after grabbing six cans of beer, which is weird, Derek finally gives me something else. We eat in silence as Derek's wearing sunglasses. I have to speak up.
*** Wendy Sato ***
Okay, Derek, I have to know, what's with the sunglasses?
*** Derek Wellings ***
Hang over.
*** Wendy Sato ***
David and Franklin told me you don't get those. And you said anyone who wears sunglasses in doors are not only rapists but child pedophiles... you're not try to admit something to me, are you?
*** Derek Wellings ***
WHAT?! GOD NO!
His glasses are off and he's recovering from one black eye. Those blows Kai and Derek traded were pretty vicious. My friends at school said it was probably the biggest ass kicking they've seen two people do to each other, ever. Almost every desktop on all the computers in school were Derek and Killer Kai punching each other Just as I finish, Derek threw a folded piece of paper on the table.
*** Derek Wellings ***
Care to explain this?
*** Wendy Sato ***
I found it in my locker inschool.
*** Derek Wellings ***
Someone has a crush on you.
*** Wendy Sato ***
I know, Esmeralda, Sherry and Maria said the same exact thing.
*** Derek Wellings ***
Hopefully it's from someone your age.
*** Wendy Sato ***
And if it's from one of the seniors?
Derek reached under table and pulled out a shotgun. I blinked at him as he cocks it and smiles at me. I just have one question.
*** Wendy Sato ***
Do you hide shotguns under all your tables?
*** Derek Wellings ***
No! I don't hide shotguns under all my tables!
*** Wendy Sato ***
Do you hide them in every room?
*** Derek Wellings ***
You never know when Bloods, Crips or Zombies could attack. Then look who's prepared?
*** Wendy Sato ***
Explain to me how zombies are going to break out of their graves to attack us.
*** Derek Wellings ***
Impossible, that's 6 feet of dirt with a cement casing. Bet you didn't know that, there's more cemetaries than you'd think that pour cement on coffins to prevent grave robbers. Even if whatever causes Zombification somehow leaked into the caskets, which are underground mind you, zombies cannot rise from their graves because most are rotted away and would have to break through cement to get to dirt. The first zombies are the people to die in the streets and hospitals, then people getting bit dying at home and at the hospitals and so forth.
*** Wendy Sato ***
You put WAY too much thought in a Zombie Apocalypse Scenario which could never happen.
*** Derek Wellings ***
You think that's scary? Did you know Killer Kai threw me a challenge.
*** Wendy Sato ***
Yeah, I did.
*** Derek Wellings ***
Good, because you'd know that you never challenge me. I don't avoid a challenge, I accept them all. I'll accept Killer Kai's request for a rematch ONLY if he accepts mine. I don't take a step down to a match where he can pin or submit me. If he's so desperate to try ending me, I'll address him at Monday, Bloody, Monday.
Speaking of Killer Kai and our match, I gave it my all and I still had more to give. You said I was stupid, idiotic and obnoxious. First off, we're allowed to give family and friends tickets t events, look at the rules, dumb ass. The only thing idiotic about me bring Wendy there was.... nothing, there's nothing wrong with my child watching me in the ring. She knew what I did for a living and was ready for anything, I'm NOT afraid of being a soldier or a wrestler. Children are more resilient than you'd like to think, Kai. As for it being obnoxious... are you just upset I didn't teabag you in the ring?
But Lucious Starr is what prevented me from leaving the NBW Intercontinental Champion. My had was still on the briefcase holding the championship, I was still fighting back, trading blows but a big wig called the match against me. Why? I don't know, but I'm going to beat the answer out of him this week.
But enough about last week, let's talk about this week. I have to face Denki Shizen, aka, Bolt. Someone who made an impressive entrance last week on the NBW Home Page talking about how he earned five different black belts in five different martial arts as well as a degree in Muay Thai and purple belt in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. A lot of that is amazing except for your Capoeira. That is without a doubt one of the most unless martial arts ever made. It's a dance that REQUIRES an opponent to dance with you.
You step into any MMA or wrestling ring using that shit, you're going to get served. Not just served but owned, crashed and over all smashed. Your extreme lifestyle is great and definitely can push one their limits. But with all the speed and dance skills you have, you're not an equal match with me. I took Killer Kai to the edge and lost only because of the general manager stopping the fight. I had it otherwise and I'll have this match at Monday, Bloody, Monday. You're stepping into the ring with NBW's aged perfection. So you need to remember one thing Bolt. Killer Kai learned it and now, so must you:
One Man's Hate Leads To Another Man's Fate!
~FIN
I wake up early to make myself breakfast as usual, Derek has a habit of sleeping late. Not sure why, He sleeps early like 8 or 9 at night and wakes late like 10 or 11. As I'm wonder to the kitchen, I find Derek's already awake wearing a hot pink house robe and sunglasses. For a few moments, I blink at him before speaking up.
*** Wendy Sato ***
Derek-sama, why are you wearing a pink robe?
*** Derek Wellings ***
It was my wife's... I got lazy and didn't want to get changed.
*** Wendy Sato ***
You're on a laundry strike until I do laundry, aren't you?
*** Derek Wellings ***
No! I just didn't feel like getting dressed, is that a crime?
*** Wendy Sato ***
Are you even wearing underwear?
*** Derek Wellings ***
… STOP ASKING ME SO MANY DAMN QUESTIONS!
He angrily turns back to the stove. I can smell him cooking some sort of omelet. I like his omelets! They're always filled with with different fruits and vegetables. Things that ACTUALLY work together. But, shockingly, he's only chopped onions, peppers, tomatoes, corn, and ham. No hash browns, which is weird. He almost always makes me those, from scratch!
Also, he's drinking coffee... I've never seen him drink coffee. He's always told me that caffeine is a horrible drug to be addicted to. I have to sneak Pepsi or Mug Root Beer like I'm sneaking drugs into a prison almost. Today suddenly feels really weird. After a few minutes, he puts the plate in front of me.
*** Derek Wellings ***
Something wrong?
A glass of orange juice... with pulp... I'm allergic to pulp. I have to push the glass away.v
*** Wendy Sato ***
I'm allergic to pulp. It gives me oral blisters. Can I get coffee or other juice?
Then Derek chugs it as he places reaches into the fridge and after grabbing six cans of beer, which is weird, Derek finally gives me something else. We eat in silence as Derek's wearing sunglasses. I have to speak up.
*** Wendy Sato ***
Okay, Derek, I have to know, what's with the sunglasses?
*** Derek Wellings ***
Hang over.
*** Wendy Sato ***
David and Franklin told me you don't get those. And you said anyone who wears sunglasses in doors are not only rapists but child pedophiles... you're not try to admit something to me, are you?
*** Derek Wellings ***
WHAT?! GOD NO!
His glasses are off and he's recovering from one black eye. Those blows Kai and Derek traded were pretty vicious. My friends at school said it was probably the biggest ass kicking they've seen two people do to each other, ever. Almost every desktop on all the computers in school were Derek and Killer Kai punching each other Just as I finish, Derek threw a folded piece of paper on the table.
*** Derek Wellings ***
Care to explain this?
*** Wendy Sato ***
I found it in my locker inschool.
*** Derek Wellings ***
Someone has a crush on you.
*** Wendy Sato ***
I know, Esmeralda, Sherry and Maria said the same exact thing.
*** Derek Wellings ***
Hopefully it's from someone your age.
*** Wendy Sato ***
And if it's from one of the seniors?
Derek reached under table and pulled out a shotgun. I blinked at him as he cocks it and smiles at me. I just have one question.
*** Wendy Sato ***
Do you hide shotguns under all your tables?
*** Derek Wellings ***
No! I don't hide shotguns under all my tables!
*** Wendy Sato ***
Do you hide them in every room?
*** Derek Wellings ***
You never know when Bloods, Crips or Zombies could attack. Then look who's prepared?
*** Wendy Sato ***
Explain to me how zombies are going to break out of their graves to attack us.
*** Derek Wellings ***
Impossible, that's 6 feet of dirt with a cement casing. Bet you didn't know that, there's more cemetaries than you'd think that pour cement on coffins to prevent grave robbers. Even if whatever causes Zombification somehow leaked into the caskets, which are underground mind you, zombies cannot rise from their graves because most are rotted away and would have to break through cement to get to dirt. The first zombies are the people to die in the streets and hospitals, then people getting bit dying at home and at the hospitals and so forth.
*** Wendy Sato ***
You put WAY too much thought in a Zombie Apocalypse Scenario which could never happen.
*** Derek Wellings ***
You think that's scary? Did you know Killer Kai threw me a challenge.
*** Wendy Sato ***
Yeah, I did.
*** Derek Wellings ***
Good, because you'd know that you never challenge me. I don't avoid a challenge, I accept them all. I'll accept Killer Kai's request for a rematch ONLY if he accepts mine. I don't take a step down to a match where he can pin or submit me. If he's so desperate to try ending me, I'll address him at Monday, Bloody, Monday.
Speaking of Killer Kai and our match, I gave it my all and I still had more to give. You said I was stupid, idiotic and obnoxious. First off, we're allowed to give family and friends tickets t events, look at the rules, dumb ass. The only thing idiotic about me bring Wendy there was.... nothing, there's nothing wrong with my child watching me in the ring. She knew what I did for a living and was ready for anything, I'm NOT afraid of being a soldier or a wrestler. Children are more resilient than you'd like to think, Kai. As for it being obnoxious... are you just upset I didn't teabag you in the ring?
But Lucious Starr is what prevented me from leaving the NBW Intercontinental Champion. My had was still on the briefcase holding the championship, I was still fighting back, trading blows but a big wig called the match against me. Why? I don't know, but I'm going to beat the answer out of him this week.
But enough about last week, let's talk about this week. I have to face Denki Shizen, aka, Bolt. Someone who made an impressive entrance last week on the NBW Home Page talking about how he earned five different black belts in five different martial arts as well as a degree in Muay Thai and purple belt in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. A lot of that is amazing except for your Capoeira. That is without a doubt one of the most unless martial arts ever made. It's a dance that REQUIRES an opponent to dance with you.
You step into any MMA or wrestling ring using that shit, you're going to get served. Not just served but owned, crashed and over all smashed. Your extreme lifestyle is great and definitely can push one their limits. But with all the speed and dance skills you have, you're not an equal match with me. I took Killer Kai to the edge and lost only because of the general manager stopping the fight. I had it otherwise and I'll have this match at Monday, Bloody, Monday. You're stepping into the ring with NBW's aged perfection. So you need to remember one thing Bolt. Killer Kai learned it and now, so must you:
One Man's Hate Leads To Another Man's Fate!
~FIN