Joe Smarts
Dec 31, 2017 2:57:10 GMT
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Post by Joe Smarts on Dec 31, 2017 2:57:10 GMT
Character Name: Joe Smarts
Nickname: 'World's Smartest Man'
Hometown: Smartstopia
Height: 6 foot 1
Weight: 210 lbs
Alignment: Face
In-Ring Style: High Flyer/Showman
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Bio:
Not much is known about Joe Smarts, but it is expected that he'll release an autobiography soon. What is known about him is that he joined wrestling as that was the only career choice he had due to his horrid grades.
He quickly befriended two guys, Jeff and Jimmy. These guys often join Joe in some form of weekly adventure.
After losing a fair bit of matches, he decided to convert to Fries religion, where the Fries gods give Joe wrestling skills to become an adequate wrestler. Joe also follows the Fryble.
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Attire:
He has blondish-brown hair and blue eyes. He will often wear retro 3D glasses during his entrance.
He wears a black shirt with bold text saying:
I
LIKE
FRIES
He also wears long trousers and red sneakers.
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Theme song: 'Catgroove' - Parov Stelar
Entrance:
Lights go out. The opening parts of Catgroove play around the arena as the crowd goes crazy. Joe Smarts's voice is also heard throughout the arena.
'From Smartstopiaaaaaaaa, he are the...'
(Crowd joins him)
'World's! Smartest! Man!'
'Joe Smaaaaaaaaaa... OOMPH'
The crowd become concerned, but when the lights come back on, they realise that Joe tripped over his own feet. He gets back up as the main part of Catgroove begins.
Joe dances his way down the ramp as the crowd cheers wildly for him. He once again trips over his own feet at mid-ramp. He quickly gets back up. He looks at the apron. He quickly runs towards it to slide under the lower rope, but instead crashes into the apron. He once again gets back up, and makes a wise decision to go up the stairs. Once he gets in the ring, he taps his head to display his 'intelligence'. He goes to the corner and death stares the referee, thinking that's his opponent.
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Favorite moves:
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Signature moves:
JUMPING SIDE KICK
vs Standing Opponent
1-7-249-NARF PUNCH
vs Turnbuckle Front
Basically 10 Punch except Joe can't count properly. Crowd usually counts '1, 7, 249, Narf' along with Joe
SMARTS SLEEPER
vs Back of Standing Opponent
Smarts hops on back of opponent (like a piggyback ride!) and applies sleeper hold.
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Finisher:
WORLD'S SMARTEST SLAM
vs Standing Opponent
Basically a World's Strongest Slam
STEAL OPPONENT'S FINISHER
Because he's confused
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Taunt:
TAPS HIS FOREHEAD
To try and display his intelligence
STEAL OPPONENT'S TAUNT
Because he's confused
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Manager: None
Nickname: 'World's Smartest Man'
Hometown: Smartstopia
Height: 6 foot 1
Weight: 210 lbs
Alignment: Face
In-Ring Style: High Flyer/Showman
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Bio:
Not much is known about Joe Smarts, but it is expected that he'll release an autobiography soon. What is known about him is that he joined wrestling as that was the only career choice he had due to his horrid grades.
He quickly befriended two guys, Jeff and Jimmy. These guys often join Joe in some form of weekly adventure.
After losing a fair bit of matches, he decided to convert to Fries religion, where the Fries gods give Joe wrestling skills to become an adequate wrestler. Joe also follows the Fryble.
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Attire:
He has blondish-brown hair and blue eyes. He will often wear retro 3D glasses during his entrance.
He wears a black shirt with bold text saying:
I
LIKE
FRIES
He also wears long trousers and red sneakers.
-----
Theme song: 'Catgroove' - Parov Stelar
Entrance:
Lights go out. The opening parts of Catgroove play around the arena as the crowd goes crazy. Joe Smarts's voice is also heard throughout the arena.
'From Smartstopiaaaaaaaa, he are the...'
(Crowd joins him)
'World's! Smartest! Man!'
'Joe Smaaaaaaaaaa... OOMPH'
The crowd become concerned, but when the lights come back on, they realise that Joe tripped over his own feet. He gets back up as the main part of Catgroove begins.
Joe dances his way down the ramp as the crowd cheers wildly for him. He once again trips over his own feet at mid-ramp. He quickly gets back up. He looks at the apron. He quickly runs towards it to slide under the lower rope, but instead crashes into the apron. He once again gets back up, and makes a wise decision to go up the stairs. Once he gets in the ring, he taps his head to display his 'intelligence'. He goes to the corner and death stares the referee, thinking that's his opponent.
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Favorite moves:
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Signature moves:
JUMPING SIDE KICK
vs Standing Opponent
1-7-249-NARF PUNCH
vs Turnbuckle Front
Basically 10 Punch except Joe can't count properly. Crowd usually counts '1, 7, 249, Narf' along with Joe
SMARTS SLEEPER
vs Back of Standing Opponent
Smarts hops on back of opponent (like a piggyback ride!) and applies sleeper hold.
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Finisher:
WORLD'S SMARTEST SLAM
vs Standing Opponent
Basically a World's Strongest Slam
STEAL OPPONENT'S FINISHER
Because he's confused
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Taunt:
TAPS HIS FOREHEAD
To try and display his intelligence
STEAL OPPONENT'S TAUNT
Because he's confused
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Manager: None