Post by Travis on Jan 5, 2018 12:10:42 GMT
Beware the ides of march. This was a warning that Julius Caeser failed to listen too. This failure of his cost him his livelihood. His family would live to regret this. The moral of this story is to heed warnings that you receive. Those who don’t heed the warnings don’t live to admit they were stupid enough to do so. This is an official warning to every single man and woman that is signed to an New Blood Wrestling contract. Things are about to change. There is a new top boy in town. I know what every single one of you is thinking right now. You’ve seen hundreds of guys just like me before. You’ve seen hundreds of elitists walk into different companies, alert everyone what they are going to do in that company and then just vanish after a few weeks or months, never to be heard of again. That’s where I and them are different. I’m not here just to tell you how great I am going to be. I am going to prove it to you all. The True Grit division is about to become hot shit. It’s just gained a star; the other divisions have really lost out here.
Adaptation is the key to survival. Without adaptation, we would all just be a distant memory. Natural selection is a wonderful thing. It eliminates the weak who are not suited to their environment and helps the stronger people evolve and progress into the optimum they can be. That's how the world turns people. This is exactly like the wide world of professional wrestling. You must adapt to your surroundings to stay alive. I am a perfect example of how successful natural selection is. Every company that I have been in has been different, they have all offered different challenges for me to conquer and continue at the best I can be. All of these companies have ended up the same way, unable to deal with a man called Travis McKenna. There will be a point in every single wrestling company's life where they run out of challenges for a certain competitor. I have been that certain competitor in every single company I have been in. I have seen it all, I have done it all. I have conquered the wrestling world, turned it on to his foundations. Professional wrestling was once just a form of entertainment. Since I came onto the scene wrestling has evolved to become an art form. Gone are the days that people watched professional wrestling just to see body's being hurt, now people tune in and come and watch accomplished wrestlers do what they do best. That was all because of me. My career has been like a painting that has almost been complete. Just the finishing touches need to be added to make it an absolute masterpiece. Those final little touches lay here in New Blood Wrestling. I have been in the professional wrestling business for quite a short amount of time compared to others but I have already accomplished so much. I am looking to add that cherry on top here in NBW. The fact that I am just an all rounder really gives me that upper advantage over any opponent that has the misfortune of facing me. I am strong, I am quick, I am technically gifted, you name it and I am it. Most competitors can only be good at one thing, I am exceptional at every aspect of professional wrestling. The phrase jack of all trade, master of none is thrown around a lot to describe various different wrestlers. That is certainly not the case for Travis McKenna, Jack of all trades, master of them all is far more fitting to describe yours truly. If that's not impressive than I don't know what is. Whatever you've got to try and knock me down a peg or two bring it at me, I will just knock it out of the park. The time for change is now.
The overhaul of New Blood Wrestling begins at Monday Bloody Monday. The 8th of January, every single one of you pencil that into your diary. You will be honoured to witness the birth of a star in NBW and the crushing of a hopeful star in L Verez. Let’s just take a moment to take in this match. They have me facing a god damn woman?! Don’t get it twisted, I am all for equality and that but are they for real? Women are supposed to be innocent and fragile beings, do they really one mauled live on television? Is Travis McKenna smacking a woman about the ring really good for the brand? Is that what sponsors want to see? Oh wait, false alarm. Apparently, L Verez is actually transgender. That means I will just be slapping a man about who wants to be a woman. I suppose that will be more acceptable. I’ve used a catchphrase in the past. Women want to be with me, guys want to be me. In this case a guy is resorting to having a sex change so that they have a chance with me! It’s incredible. You’re a strange person, Verez. I’ve had a browse online to look at what you’re all about and it just freaks me out. You’re basically the human embodiment of tumblr. You are probably thinking that it’s a massive compliment and the best thing anyone could ever call you. However, it is not a compliment. It is a monumental insult. I am calling you a freak. I hope that you are well aware of how much of a freak you are. You need help. You really don’t seem to be all there in the head. I think you need to be wrapped up in a straight jacket and sent to a facility somewhere. Get some help before it’s too late. I feel disrespected that they will let someone like you face against a man like me. I am a child of god. I am god’s gift to earth and to this company. I shouldn’t be in the same ring as you. You haven’t earned the right to face Travis McKenna. You haven’t achieved nearly enough in your career to be presented with an opportunity like this. It’s ridiculous. I demand an explanation on why you are allowed to face me. I am frankly ashamed to tell everyone that I am facing L Verez. It is nothing to be proud of. I should be competing for the world title. I demand it. I don’t want to be down here at the bottom facing cretins like you. You’re a strange man, woman, thing. I am going to take massive pleasure in giving you a huge beating. It will fill me with delight.
First impressions are everything, especially in the professional wrestling business. I can set out my stall and show the NBW fans exactly what to expect of Travis McKenna. Starting off strong is vital, putting myself in a positive position for the future is desperately important. As the twig is bent, so grows the tree. To put that in easier terms for you simpletons, this means that early influences will have a permanent affect. If I am able to start my Elite Answers Wrestling career on fire, that will have a permanent affect and set me in good stead for the future. I think it’s clear already to see that I have a bright future within this company, I know for a matter of fact that I do. I just need to show that to everyone else. Winning the match and putting in a strong performance at Monday Bloody Monday will do just that. It will put any naysayers in their place and give them a belief that Travis McKenna is going to make it to the top of the tree. To be honest though, a good performance simply isn’t good enough for me. I am in this match to win. I am in this match to decimate L Verez. I am in this match to reign supreme. I am in this match to prove that I am as good as I say I am. It’s time to shock the world.
Adaptation is the key to survival. Without adaptation, we would all just be a distant memory. Natural selection is a wonderful thing. It eliminates the weak who are not suited to their environment and helps the stronger people evolve and progress into the optimum they can be. That's how the world turns people. This is exactly like the wide world of professional wrestling. You must adapt to your surroundings to stay alive. I am a perfect example of how successful natural selection is. Every company that I have been in has been different, they have all offered different challenges for me to conquer and continue at the best I can be. All of these companies have ended up the same way, unable to deal with a man called Travis McKenna. There will be a point in every single wrestling company's life where they run out of challenges for a certain competitor. I have been that certain competitor in every single company I have been in. I have seen it all, I have done it all. I have conquered the wrestling world, turned it on to his foundations. Professional wrestling was once just a form of entertainment. Since I came onto the scene wrestling has evolved to become an art form. Gone are the days that people watched professional wrestling just to see body's being hurt, now people tune in and come and watch accomplished wrestlers do what they do best. That was all because of me. My career has been like a painting that has almost been complete. Just the finishing touches need to be added to make it an absolute masterpiece. Those final little touches lay here in New Blood Wrestling. I have been in the professional wrestling business for quite a short amount of time compared to others but I have already accomplished so much. I am looking to add that cherry on top here in NBW. The fact that I am just an all rounder really gives me that upper advantage over any opponent that has the misfortune of facing me. I am strong, I am quick, I am technically gifted, you name it and I am it. Most competitors can only be good at one thing, I am exceptional at every aspect of professional wrestling. The phrase jack of all trade, master of none is thrown around a lot to describe various different wrestlers. That is certainly not the case for Travis McKenna, Jack of all trades, master of them all is far more fitting to describe yours truly. If that's not impressive than I don't know what is. Whatever you've got to try and knock me down a peg or two bring it at me, I will just knock it out of the park. The time for change is now.
The overhaul of New Blood Wrestling begins at Monday Bloody Monday. The 8th of January, every single one of you pencil that into your diary. You will be honoured to witness the birth of a star in NBW and the crushing of a hopeful star in L Verez. Let’s just take a moment to take in this match. They have me facing a god damn woman?! Don’t get it twisted, I am all for equality and that but are they for real? Women are supposed to be innocent and fragile beings, do they really one mauled live on television? Is Travis McKenna smacking a woman about the ring really good for the brand? Is that what sponsors want to see? Oh wait, false alarm. Apparently, L Verez is actually transgender. That means I will just be slapping a man about who wants to be a woman. I suppose that will be more acceptable. I’ve used a catchphrase in the past. Women want to be with me, guys want to be me. In this case a guy is resorting to having a sex change so that they have a chance with me! It’s incredible. You’re a strange person, Verez. I’ve had a browse online to look at what you’re all about and it just freaks me out. You’re basically the human embodiment of tumblr. You are probably thinking that it’s a massive compliment and the best thing anyone could ever call you. However, it is not a compliment. It is a monumental insult. I am calling you a freak. I hope that you are well aware of how much of a freak you are. You need help. You really don’t seem to be all there in the head. I think you need to be wrapped up in a straight jacket and sent to a facility somewhere. Get some help before it’s too late. I feel disrespected that they will let someone like you face against a man like me. I am a child of god. I am god’s gift to earth and to this company. I shouldn’t be in the same ring as you. You haven’t earned the right to face Travis McKenna. You haven’t achieved nearly enough in your career to be presented with an opportunity like this. It’s ridiculous. I demand an explanation on why you are allowed to face me. I am frankly ashamed to tell everyone that I am facing L Verez. It is nothing to be proud of. I should be competing for the world title. I demand it. I don’t want to be down here at the bottom facing cretins like you. You’re a strange man, woman, thing. I am going to take massive pleasure in giving you a huge beating. It will fill me with delight.
First impressions are everything, especially in the professional wrestling business. I can set out my stall and show the NBW fans exactly what to expect of Travis McKenna. Starting off strong is vital, putting myself in a positive position for the future is desperately important. As the twig is bent, so grows the tree. To put that in easier terms for you simpletons, this means that early influences will have a permanent affect. If I am able to start my Elite Answers Wrestling career on fire, that will have a permanent affect and set me in good stead for the future. I think it’s clear already to see that I have a bright future within this company, I know for a matter of fact that I do. I just need to show that to everyone else. Winning the match and putting in a strong performance at Monday Bloody Monday will do just that. It will put any naysayers in their place and give them a belief that Travis McKenna is going to make it to the top of the tree. To be honest though, a good performance simply isn’t good enough for me. I am in this match to win. I am in this match to decimate L Verez. I am in this match to reign supreme. I am in this match to prove that I am as good as I say I am. It’s time to shock the world.