LONG.LIVE.FEAR.OF.GOD
Jan 19, 2018 0:38:18 GMT
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Post by Travis on Jan 19, 2018 0:38:18 GMT
LONG.LIVE.FEAR.OF.GOD
Fort Lauderdale, Florida
15:00
The camera shot opens up with a shot of the beautiful dock in Fort Lauderdale, Florida. There is a drone shot showing the top of the dock, panning over the truly picturesque beachfront of Fort Lauderdale. The camera then lowers to show a massive white yacht. The yacht has a label that says “FEAR OF GOD” on it. The camera then shows the front of the yacht with a door opening. Travis McKenna and Morgan Baker then both walk out of the front door onto the main area of the yacht. They are both wearing matching Calvin Klein suits. They are navy blue, crisp and both have the bottom bit of their shirts raised to show their abs. They also both have matching ray-ban sunglasses on.
Morgan: I told you it’s nice here. Perfect place for us to dock our yacht.
Travis: Nothing on Kentucky bro, much better than here.
Morgan: You must be kidding. Kentucky is alright but it’s nothing compared to here. Just look at the water bro.
Travis: We really are living the life. Just being able to chill on this yacht and toast this new business partnership that we have.
Morgan: This partnership is going to take us and both our careers to new heights. This is a new beginning for Morgan Baker and Travis McKenna.
Travis: True bro. I think we should pray to thank god for everything that he has provided us with in life.
Both men then drop to their knees on the yacht. Travis begins to lead them in a prayer.
Travis: Thank you lord for all of the blessings that you have provided us with. Thank you for helping us find each other and create the most dominant tag team that New Blood Wrestling has ever seen. Thank you for our god given ability that you have handed us. Thank you for blessing us with incredible abs and the women that they attract. Thank you for blessing us with horrendous tag teams like The Razzle Dazzlers of Fantazzmagazzles that we can easily beat. Amen.
Both men then get back onto their feet after praying to god and begin to speak once again to the camera.
Travis: Now we’ve thanked the lord for everything he has blessed us with. It’s time to speak about some people that are not as blessed as us. Just to start it off, let’s talk about L Verez. That stupid bitch cost me on Monday night. I am 0-2 here in New Blood Wrestling all because of that fucking freak. They got a flukey victory over me in week one and then cost me as my tag team partner in week two. What kind of shit were you pulling last week? Why did you step into the ring and act like you’d never wrestled in your life before? Why did you perform so piss poorly? It was embarrassing having to stand on that apron helpless while you got your ass handed to you. You were the one pinned. You were the one who cost us that match. You are a disgrace and I am frankly humiliated by that loss. It’s pathetic that the NBW higher ups even thought that you deserved to be my tag team partner for that week.
Morgan: Don’t worry about it. Now you’ve found yourself a real tag team partner you will no longer be forced to team with people as hideously untalented as L Verez. Every single week you will be able to live in faith of your tag team partner. You will be able to stand on that apron and see your tag team partner wrestling his heart out for this tag team. We are in this together. We are here to take over this company. FEAR OF GOD are not here to mess about. No longer will Travis McKenna be forced to team with piss poor talent like L Verez. You have Morgan Baker in your corner now. You have the joint best wrestler in New Blood Wrestling as your tag team partner.
Travis: I am truly blessed to have such a world class talent as my tag team partner. We are going to dominate this company. We are going to take over. We are going to make every single other tag team and every single wrestler here our bitches. On our own, we are both generational talents. We are both children of god. We are both just incredible specimens. If we are that good and talented on our own, imagine how good we will be together. We will be utterly dominate. Who is possibly going to be able to stop us? Just looking at the competition in New Blood Wrestling, I can’t identify a tag team or single wrestlers who can compete with FEAR OF GOD. Nobody is on our level. Nobody is coming close to our talent.
Morgan: Speaking of our competition, our only other tag team here in New Blood Wrestling seems to be The Razzle Dazzlers of Fantazzmagazzles. We will be facing them this week on Monday Bloody Monday. We have a lot of shit to speak about. First of all, let’s start with their name. What the fuck kind of bullshit name is that? Are you some sort of circus freak show? Why are you in a wrestling company? You sound like you should be in cirque du soleil or some bullshit. I’ve taken some time out to look at you both personally and god you two are something else. You should both be sectioned. I want you two the hell away from Travis and I. The fact that you two are allowed in the same ring as us two is disgusting. You two are a stain on this company.
Travis: I thought L Verez was a weirdo but seeing you two just blows my mind. I can’t believe that New Blood Wrestling is employing people like you. This is supposed to be professional wrestling. Professional wrestling shouldn’t be like this in 2018. This isn’t some carny shit anymore. This is a professional business who should be looking to sign the top guys. We shouldn’t be bringing in strange carny types that ruin the reputation of this company. You two are an absolute disgrace and ruin this company. Get the fuck out already. I think we should split this tag team up and address them both personally. Morgan, you start with Broski Jayden.
Morgan: Broski, what fucking year do you think it is? The word Broski hasn’t been relevant or used since 2011. You really are stuck well in the past. Let’s look at your tattoos as well. What the fuck are they? I don’t mind a tattoo or two but having that many is disgusting. You are tattooed filth. You look like a kids drawing. Just random pieces of art all over your body. It’s grim. Just look at me and look at Travis, we are what guys should aim to look like. Absolutely nobody is attempting to look like Broski Jayden. From my sources, I’ve also heard whispers that you are a deadbeat dad as well. That’s pretty shocking to hear. That’s just another reason why absolutely nobody should aim to be like Broski Jayden. Every single day we stray further away from god due to men like you. What would god think of you not looking after your child? What would god think of your disgusting actions. Step your shit up and look after your child, Jayden. I want you out of this company. This company has no place for disgusting human beings like yourself. Travis and I are willing to beat the hell out of you and get you out of this company. Travis, your turn.
Travis: Ricardo Frenches, another stupid name. What is it with you two and stupid names? Let me ask you, what are your Christian names? I don’t believe for a second that those two are your god given names. You need to use your proper Christian names like we do. We are not ashamed of what name god gave us, you two both seem to be. I hate people like you. People who are embarrassed about what god gave them. You should be proud of the blessings that god gave you. I have never been ashamed of my faith. Throughout whatever I have done in my life, my faith has guided me to the top. The tag team division here in NBW will be no different at all. God will guide Travis McKenna and Morgan Baker to a victory over you two. You’re a strange man, Ricardo. Posting all over social media with broken English and weird comments directed at yours truly. Maybe you should focus more on training and preparing for this match then stalking me and attempting to gain my attention. I’m dedicating my time on a yacht to speaking about you, is that enough for you? Is that enough attention? Does that make you happy? Does it provide you with some sort of fulfilment inside that a man of Travis McKenna’s stature is deciding some time towards you? Does it make you feel all special inside? I am glad that I can provide you with such happiness simply by speaking about you. With you being such a fucking freak, I can imagine you don’t get much attention. This weird shtick that you provide people with is most likely just a massive cry for attention. You wish that you were as popular as Travis McKenna. You wish people spoke about you like they speak about me. Don’t be jealous though, Ricardo.
Morgan: I expect you two pussies to just bottle up your feelings toward Travis and I and not said a word. Don’t do that boys. That is not what we want to see. We both demand that you come out and attempt to fire shots at us. Nothing would please me more than seeing you attempt to toss shots at us. We’re basically bulletproof. Anything that you send at us would just bounce off our abs and fly back at you. Come for us, we fucking beg you. We are begging you to hit us with a powerful retort. We have teased you and made fun of you so much today that we demand you try and attack us.
Travis: Please be angry. Nothing would make us happier that our words riling you up and making you angry come Monday. We want you both to be super pissed off and wanting our blood. We want you to come into this match all guns blazing and just be ripped to shreds. The end is near for you two.
Travis McKenna and Morgan Baker then exchange a smile before looking at the camera. The drone shot is then shown again of the dock at Fort Lauderdale before the camera fades to black.