Post by ricardofrenches on Jan 21, 2018 18:29:57 GMT
I stand in an old abandoned Barn at podium staring out at a few dozen empty pews, with only one man sitting in them today.
“I am Broski Jayden, and my fellow Broksi’s and Hoeski’s, we are gathered here today not to raise our heads up and thank the sky. Can I get a Hut Hut Hike from the congregation?”
The man, my brother Frenches, yells Hut Hut Hike as loud as he can.
“What good does asking for help from an invisible man in the sky do, if you treat others like yesterday’s Placenta? Instead of putting the strange and the unknown down because thou fear them try getting to know them and one may be surprised by how the bearded lady conditions, or how the trapeze artist soars. Mistake not as our silence is not like that of your sky man, but of many years of multidimensional teachings.”
I bow my head as Frenches lets another Hut Hut Hike out.
“ My brother and I have been many things. We have been crazy kids, we have lead the souls of the lost, the fallen and the damned unto a better life. We have crawled with the roaches, and bled with the godliest of monsters. Mere men who use their hands upon balls meant for feet will not phase us. So vent your rage elsewhere as you pass the blame once a-gain after once a-gain you are vanquished and left weeping to the sky man. Brother Frenchs it is time for you to break the multiverse with another of your GLORIOUS sermons from across the multiverse, HUT HUT HIKE!”
I switch places with my brother so he can enlighten the masses, with his multiversalital knowledge.
“Thank you, dear Brobro.“
I lean my head down to take a deep breath and gather my many thoughts
“Our dear followers, some of you had been lost the ethereal waste of the cycle, some of you have found their way back to the healing ultra violet light of the closest star. We know that it’s not always easy to understand, comprehend or even to realize the alteration that your body takes, even if the soul stays intact. You now realize that we do not CHOOSE when it happens or why but we are still CHOSEN! “
The crowd yells another Hut Hut Hike, he signals them to let him continue
“Me and Jayden go back for what since the first universe was but a small blinking light in the vast coldness of space and time, witnessed the turtles bring the lands together to form the land, or witness the rise of Rome, the construction of earth’s greatest wall or remember the blackest of plague. These are but some of the memories that we carry with us EVERY day. The burden is heavy but you are not the only ones. “
I move both my arms in circular motion to get the crowd excited
“But today as you know, it was on the agenda, the reason we have asked to be present here is for another reason. As you know your Razzle Dazzlers of Fantazzmagazzles have started their imminent domination of the NBW’s tag team division. We give our thanks and respect to our past opponents, they tried their best but we knew that they could not overcome the warriors that was before them.”
The crowd roars another HUTHUTHIKE while I breath in the admiration
” This week our dear Commissioner Lamarche have put in front of us another pair of opponents. See he thought that putting a team of failed sport players and his manager would scare US!? Would terrify us?! AH! Of course not. They do not know us like we do. We know what is and what is not. But it’s of no circumstance, we have made our due diligence, our research because as we know, we know that knowledge, connaissance is the key to everything. We have found a great deal and the conclusion that came to was a simple one.”
I have their complete attention now; it is time to reveal it
” Failure, loser, has-been, dud, fiasco, botch, I could go on and on but what it all comes down to is that they WILL NOT best us. It takes a lot of work to be able to start from an immoral beginning and be able to stoop even lower. In my existences I have witness lowly corrupted personalities but I have to admit that you might not make the top of the list, it still makes you a miserable piece of shit.”
The crowd gasp from the prophanity
” I apologize my friends; I do not usually speak like this but the truth is the truth. He may try to hide behind charades, illusions of what his life was, is and will be but WE know. We know that he may think that he has it all but like I said before the real Truth is…that he does not. He knew that the actions that he was taking would lead to his downward spiral of immorality and deception and yet he did them, he acted on them but he did not take responsibility for them. Just like when he cried and complained about his partner last week so he had to find another poor soul to join in his fall. I feel bad for poor old Morgan, he probably thinks that aligning himself with dear ol’ Travis will lift him up, raise him to the pillars of Mount Olympus and yet we know better…We cannot blame him for his innocence, his soul is still young and learning, he still has hope of a better life but joining forces with Travis will not grant him what he wishes for the most; success”
I crack my neck
” WE know all about success, we know what it takes to achieve VICTORY. Everyone has seen a glimpse of what we can do and what have people see of our opponents? Defeat and incoherent babble. He speaks of tittles and triumphs like they are reality but they are evidently only side effects of all the drugs and abuse he took while in prison that made him create this world in his head where he’s the opposite of what he really is. So for now to adjourn this meeting of spirits let us pray for them to our old gods, that they might find a way, peace, before they meet their end”
We all bowed our head in silence
“I am Broski Jayden, and my fellow Broksi’s and Hoeski’s, we are gathered here today not to raise our heads up and thank the sky. Can I get a Hut Hut Hike from the congregation?”
The man, my brother Frenches, yells Hut Hut Hike as loud as he can.
“What good does asking for help from an invisible man in the sky do, if you treat others like yesterday’s Placenta? Instead of putting the strange and the unknown down because thou fear them try getting to know them and one may be surprised by how the bearded lady conditions, or how the trapeze artist soars. Mistake not as our silence is not like that of your sky man, but of many years of multidimensional teachings.”
I bow my head as Frenches lets another Hut Hut Hike out.
“ My brother and I have been many things. We have been crazy kids, we have lead the souls of the lost, the fallen and the damned unto a better life. We have crawled with the roaches, and bled with the godliest of monsters. Mere men who use their hands upon balls meant for feet will not phase us. So vent your rage elsewhere as you pass the blame once a-gain after once a-gain you are vanquished and left weeping to the sky man. Brother Frenchs it is time for you to break the multiverse with another of your GLORIOUS sermons from across the multiverse, HUT HUT HIKE!”
I switch places with my brother so he can enlighten the masses, with his multiversalital knowledge.
“Thank you, dear Brobro.“
I lean my head down to take a deep breath and gather my many thoughts
“Our dear followers, some of you had been lost the ethereal waste of the cycle, some of you have found their way back to the healing ultra violet light of the closest star. We know that it’s not always easy to understand, comprehend or even to realize the alteration that your body takes, even if the soul stays intact. You now realize that we do not CHOOSE when it happens or why but we are still CHOSEN! “
The crowd yells another Hut Hut Hike, he signals them to let him continue
“Me and Jayden go back for what since the first universe was but a small blinking light in the vast coldness of space and time, witnessed the turtles bring the lands together to form the land, or witness the rise of Rome, the construction of earth’s greatest wall or remember the blackest of plague. These are but some of the memories that we carry with us EVERY day. The burden is heavy but you are not the only ones. “
I move both my arms in circular motion to get the crowd excited
“But today as you know, it was on the agenda, the reason we have asked to be present here is for another reason. As you know your Razzle Dazzlers of Fantazzmagazzles have started their imminent domination of the NBW’s tag team division. We give our thanks and respect to our past opponents, they tried their best but we knew that they could not overcome the warriors that was before them.”
The crowd roars another HUTHUTHIKE while I breath in the admiration
” This week our dear Commissioner Lamarche have put in front of us another pair of opponents. See he thought that putting a team of failed sport players and his manager would scare US!? Would terrify us?! AH! Of course not. They do not know us like we do. We know what is and what is not. But it’s of no circumstance, we have made our due diligence, our research because as we know, we know that knowledge, connaissance is the key to everything. We have found a great deal and the conclusion that came to was a simple one.”
I have their complete attention now; it is time to reveal it
” Failure, loser, has-been, dud, fiasco, botch, I could go on and on but what it all comes down to is that they WILL NOT best us. It takes a lot of work to be able to start from an immoral beginning and be able to stoop even lower. In my existences I have witness lowly corrupted personalities but I have to admit that you might not make the top of the list, it still makes you a miserable piece of shit.”
The crowd gasp from the prophanity
” I apologize my friends; I do not usually speak like this but the truth is the truth. He may try to hide behind charades, illusions of what his life was, is and will be but WE know. We know that he may think that he has it all but like I said before the real Truth is…that he does not. He knew that the actions that he was taking would lead to his downward spiral of immorality and deception and yet he did them, he acted on them but he did not take responsibility for them. Just like when he cried and complained about his partner last week so he had to find another poor soul to join in his fall. I feel bad for poor old Morgan, he probably thinks that aligning himself with dear ol’ Travis will lift him up, raise him to the pillars of Mount Olympus and yet we know better…We cannot blame him for his innocence, his soul is still young and learning, he still has hope of a better life but joining forces with Travis will not grant him what he wishes for the most; success”
I crack my neck
” WE know all about success, we know what it takes to achieve VICTORY. Everyone has seen a glimpse of what we can do and what have people see of our opponents? Defeat and incoherent babble. He speaks of tittles and triumphs like they are reality but they are evidently only side effects of all the drugs and abuse he took while in prison that made him create this world in his head where he’s the opposite of what he really is. So for now to adjourn this meeting of spirits let us pray for them to our old gods, that they might find a way, peace, before they meet their end”
We all bowed our head in silence