The Story of Fastfoodius
Jan 21, 2018 22:00:54 GMT
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Post by Joe Smarts on Jan 21, 2018 22:00:54 GMT
In a local church, a priest explains how the world was created by a jolly fellow called God.
But the church doors suddenly burst open
Joe Smarts: STOPS THE WEDDING!
It was Joe Smarts with fellow companions Jeff and Jimmy.
The congregation looks back at the door in shock, and start to giggle.
Jeff: Uh...
Jimmy: Oh my, wrong church!
Jeff: Okay, let's go Joe!
Jeff tugs on Joe's arm, but Joe stays still.
Jeff: Come on, Joe!
Joe: No! You knows what they says, 'Whenever you is in awkward situation, start a conservation!'
Jimmy: Conversation?
Joe: No, conservation!
Jeff: Who says that?
Joe: Confookus.
Jeff: Uh... Last chance, Joe. Stay here or we leave without you.
Joe: No.
Jeff: Okay...
Jeff and Jimmy walk away as Joe stands there.
Joe: ...so... What is you talking about?
Priest: Why, we are talking about the beginning of the universe!
Joe: Um... Which ones? The ones where God creationed the universe out of nothings, the science ones or the ones where God met other celestials being and has a Big Bang?
Priest: Oh my... The first one.
Joe: WRONG!! Lemme tell you the ways the universe were created!
Joe walks to the front of the church and pushes the priest off the stand. He takes the priest's place and puts on his retro 3D glasses.
Joe: It all starting at up the Galactic Macca's...
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One fateful evening, before the universe was created, a very muscular being with orange skin and blue long hair with a bushy beard walked inside the Galactic Macca's. All the girls fainted at his sight and all the men were friends with him. He was strong. He had a 10-pack, could bench press an elephant and has a stomach so strong that he can have 47 kale smoothie shots. In 2 minutes. He was the man. His name? Jacob.
Then a scrawny being walked in. He had grey skin and black hair. All the girls looked away from him and all the men would bully him. He was weak. He had a 0-pack, could bench lift a elephant's toenail and have 1 kale shot. In 2 hours. His name? Fastfoodius. He had weird parents. They literally drew 11 different letters from a hat, put them on a table and shuffled them to make a word, and settled with that name.
Anyways, Fastfoodius had a rough childhood. He was constantly bullied because of his dodgy name and had no muscles. And he is still bullied. After getting his Galacticappy Meal, Jacob walks up to him.
Jacob: What are you doing, Fastfoodius?
Fastfoodius: Uh... Um... Ea-e-eating.
Jacob: What are you eating?
Jacob snatches Fastfoodius's takeaway bag and opens it.
Jacob: A Galacticappy Meal?
Jacob and company laugh at Fastfoodius. He then takes out the cheeseburger from the Galacticappy Meal and slams it on the ground. He stomps on it over and over again. He picks up the damaged burger and hands it back to Fastfoodius.
A miserable Fastfoodius walks outside. He ate all his chips, and drank his drink. He had no money on him. All he had was the stomped on burger. He ate it all.
But it made him sick. He was feeling nauseous. He quickly entered his house. His palms were sweaty, knees weak, arms were heavy. Vomit on his sweater already, it was mom's spaghetti. He then crashed to the floor. He was unconscious.
He woke up. He wasn't sure how long he was out. He stood back up. He felt different. He went to the bathroom, and saw something amazing. He was muscular. He had muscles and a beard bigger than Jacob's. And he had a 12-pack. A mysterious glow was coming from him as well.
He went to his neighbour's house, Old Celestial Being Geraldo. He knew everything.
Old C.B. Geraldo: Oh my, Fastfoodius. You look different.
Fastfoodius: Yeah. It's pretty groovy.
Old C.B. Geraldo: You have a glow as well! You don't see that every day.
Fastfoodius: Yeah. I'm actually not sure if that's good or bad...
Old C.B. Geraldo: Well, what do you need help with?
Fastfoodius: Well. I want to know why I have big muscles, a beard and a glow.
Old C.B. Geraldo: Well. When did you notice this?
Fastfoodius: Well, after I finished my Galacticappy Meal, I started feeling sick, and passed out.
Old C.B. Geraldo: Did you eat a cheeseburger stomped on 7 times by a blue-haired celestial being called Jacob?
Fastfoodius: Um... Yeah.
Old C.B. Geraldo: <gasp>. Legend has it that if you eat a cheeseburger from a Galacticappy Meal stomped on 7 times by a blue-haired celestial being called Jacob and eat it after drinking some GalactiCoke, you will become...
Fastfoodius: What?
Old C.B. Geraldo: Very nauseous.
Fastfoodius: That's it?
Old C.B. Geraldo: Oh, and if you faint and land on the floor of your house, you become a god.
Fastfoodius: A god!? I'm a god!?
----
Priest: What? A god?
Joe: Yeah... Fastfoodius is THE gods of god.
Priest: But one does not become a god by eating a stomped-on cheeseburger!
Joe: Uh... Yeah. Yes. They wills.
----
Fastfoodius: A god!? I'm a god!?
Old C.B. Geraldo: Yes. A... <dramatic pause> ...god.
Fastfoodius: Well... What do I do?
Old C.B. Geraldo: Pfft. I don't know.
Fastfoodius: You don't... Know?
Old C.B. Geraldo lost his title that day. He was no longer 'the guy who knew everything'. He was now 'the guy who knew everything except what to do when you randomly become a god after eating a stomped on cheeseburger'.
Fastfoodius went back to his house and walked around. He was a god, but had no idea what to do as a god. He was confused. He was frustrated. He became, angry.
He yelled in anger, and suddenly, everything within 5m of him falls over. Electricity was flying from his hands. He had powers. He was angry. He had an idea.
He stormed (literally) to Galactic Macca's, and looked around. He hunted. He found Jacob. He grabbed him by the throat.
Fastfoodius: Why, hello there Jacob.
Jacob: Fastfoodius?
Fastfoodius: I'm gonna smash you like Joe Smarts will smash Romeo King.
----
Priest: What?
Joe: Oh, I has match against Romeo Queen at NBW. Its fit as well, underdoge wons the match.
Priest: Uh...
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Fastfoodius: I'm gonna smash you like Joe Smarts will smash Romeo King.
Jacob: Okay then, steroids. Let me go.
Fastfoodius lets go. The electricity from his hands die along with his anger.
Fastfoodius: Oh my god, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to...
Jacob: Shut up with your apologies. Since I don't wanna beat you up in a Galactic Macca's, meet me at Galactic Park in... 2 hours. My friends might wanna join as well, so bring your friends and we'll have a 7-on-7 fight. Oh wait, you have no friends!
Jacob and company laugh as Fastfoodius walks off.
Fastfoodius had quite the task to do. He needed to recruit 6 fighters to take on Jacob's crew, and in 24 hours.
<some original cheesy pop song called 'Fight My Way to the Top' starts to play>
<recruit montage begins>
Fastfoodius walks around the street, handing out flyers saying 'Assist a god'.
He put it on a notice board.
He put it on an ad at Galacticinema, in fact, you couldn't go anywhere without hearing the phrase 'assist a god'.
<'Fight My Way to the Top finally ends>
<recruit montage ends>
----
Priest: I must congratulate you there, Joe.
Joe: ?
Priest: Well, you managed to sing an original song and talk at the same time!
Joe: It a skill you gets from worstshipping the Fries Gods.
----
<recruit montage ends>
Fastfoodius: You're hired. By default.
In front of him stood 6 people. There was a joker, a farmer, a hippie, a pharmacist, an Italian and a woman.
Fastfoodius: So, since you are assisting a god in a fight...
Hippie: I'm fighting other people? Bruh, I'm out.
The hippie walks out.
Fastfoodius: Well. Who's gonna take over him?
: I'll do it.
It was good Ol' C.B. Geraldo.
Fastfoodius: Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyÿyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! Old C.B. Geraldo!
Old C.B. Geraldo: How's it doing man?
Fastfoodius: Just training a few people for a 7-on-7 fight.
Old C.B. Geraldo: Oh, you can't train people to fight Jacob and company in 24 hours...
Fastfoodius: Well... What do I do?
Old C.B. Geraldo: You make them into gods...
Fastfoodius: How?
Old C.B. Geraldo: You get a sword, and knight them to become gods!
Fastfoodius quickly grabbed a sword and told all 6 people to kneel.
Fastfoodius: You, Joker, are now McDonaldus, god of humour.
You, Farmer, are now Kentuckius, god of agriculture
You, Pharmacist, are now Subbius, half-god of health.
Subbius: Why am I a half-god?
Fastfoodius: That's what you get for not liking fries!
Fastfoodius: You, Italian, are now Dominocus, god of culture.
You, female, are now Wendysius, god of femininity.
And you, Old C.B. Geraldo, are now Burgerkingus, god of wisdom.
I am Fastfoodius, god of gods, god of fast food and... your leader.
All 7 gods celebrate as now, they are gods.
Finally, 24 hours passed. The 7 gods arrived at Galactic Park (actually just a huge empty space) just before Jacob and company.
Jacob: Well, well. You do have friends!
Fastfoodius: Yeah. Of course I do. Now let's fight!
Jacob: Oh, just wait. 8 minutes til 24 hours is up.
They listened to 'Galactican Pie' by Celestial Don McLean.
Bye, bye Galactican Pie...
Jacob: Okey dokey... Let's fight in... 3... 2... 1...
They ran at each other.
McDonaldus ran at a fellow called Mercury.
McDonaldus: Why did the ostrich cross the road? It was the chicken's day off!
Mercury laughed so hard he fainted. McDonaldus picked up Mercury and threw him up in the air and became a rock. He stopped near this huge star called the Sun.
Kentuckius charged at fellow named Venus.
Kentuckius quickly planted a sunflower and distracted Venus. He then super kicked Venus so hard he flew into space and turn into a rock. He stopped right next to Mercury.
Subbius ran towards a fellow named Mars. Subbius stopped in front of Mars, and threw some bread at him.
Subbius: Hope you like white bread! And ham! And Old English cheese! Here, some lettuce! Cabbage! Carrots! Olives! JALAPEÑOS! And some BBQ SAAAAAUUUUUYCCCCCEEEEE!!
Subbius then kicked the human sub so hard he flew into space and landed quite a far distance away from Venus.
Good Ol' Burgerkingus jogged at a fellow called Saturn.
Burgerkingus: 12x13=156.
Saturn: What?
Burgerkingus was jamming knowledge into Saturn.
Burgerkingus: Opposite of red is green. Blue and yellow makes green. C-H-E-E-S-Y is how you spell cheesy. 150 x 47 = ... 7050
Saturn faints. Burgerkingus throws him to the sky. He became a big rock and landed a long way away from Mars.
Dominocus trots towards a poor fellow called Uranus. Uranus tries to punch Dominocus in the face. Dominocus ducks it, and runs around Uranus with a sheet of pasta in hand. Within seconds, Uranus was wrapped in pasta.
McDonaldus: Your anus was wrapped in pasta? Hahaha! Trolololololololol!
Uranus was kicked into space (trolololol) and became a huge rock and landed next to Saturn.
Wendysius ran up to Neptune and just straight up beat him. She was so bad-ass that she flicked Neptune so hard he flew into space and landed next to Uranus (trolololololol).
Now it was Jacob and Fastfoodius.
Galactic Sara Conway: Well, what a match we have here!
Galactic Charlie Hanson: Yeah, this is bound to be one for the galactic ages!
Galactic St. Remi: Shut up!
Jacob goes for a punch but is dodged. Fastfoodius goes for a punch. Dodged. Jacob goes for a crossbody, planning to crush Fastfoodius, but is reversed into a World's Smartest Slam! Jacob is out cold.
----
Priest: What the heck is a World's Smartest Slam?
Joe: Shut up!
----
Jacob is out cold.
Jacob: You know what? Just kick me out into space.
Fastfoodius: Nah, you don't deserve that. I hereby make you Starbuckius, the overlord of Fries hell!
Jacob: ?
Jacob then vanished into thin air.
Fastfoodius celebrated by combining galactic water, galactic sand, galactic dirt and galactic stone into a large ball and threw it in the air. He named this Fastfoodius world, but some IDIOT renamed it Earth.
Fastfoodius then farted so hard that he created the gas giant Jupiter.
----
Joe: THE ENDING!!
Priest: Jupiter, is just a huge fart?
Joe: DOES YOU WANT TO MEET STARBUCKIUS IN FRIES HELL!?
Priest: ...
Suddenly, the church doors burst open.
Jeff: STOP THE WEDDING!
The congregation look to the back door again.
Jimmy: Wrong church again.
Jeff: Hey Joe, come with us.
Joe: K then, see you alls later! I'll be heres on Saturdays!
Joe, Jeff and Jimmy then left to try and stop a wedding.
But the church doors suddenly burst open
Joe Smarts: STOPS THE WEDDING!
It was Joe Smarts with fellow companions Jeff and Jimmy.
The congregation looks back at the door in shock, and start to giggle.
Jeff: Uh...
Jimmy: Oh my, wrong church!
Jeff: Okay, let's go Joe!
Jeff tugs on Joe's arm, but Joe stays still.
Jeff: Come on, Joe!
Joe: No! You knows what they says, 'Whenever you is in awkward situation, start a conservation!'
Jimmy: Conversation?
Joe: No, conservation!
Jeff: Who says that?
Joe: Confookus.
Jeff: Uh... Last chance, Joe. Stay here or we leave without you.
Joe: No.
Jeff: Okay...
Jeff and Jimmy walk away as Joe stands there.
Joe: ...so... What is you talking about?
Priest: Why, we are talking about the beginning of the universe!
Joe: Um... Which ones? The ones where God creationed the universe out of nothings, the science ones or the ones where God met other celestials being and has a Big Bang?
Priest: Oh my... The first one.
Joe: WRONG!! Lemme tell you the ways the universe were created!
Joe walks to the front of the church and pushes the priest off the stand. He takes the priest's place and puts on his retro 3D glasses.
Joe: It all starting at up the Galactic Macca's...
-----
One fateful evening, before the universe was created, a very muscular being with orange skin and blue long hair with a bushy beard walked inside the Galactic Macca's. All the girls fainted at his sight and all the men were friends with him. He was strong. He had a 10-pack, could bench press an elephant and has a stomach so strong that he can have 47 kale smoothie shots. In 2 minutes. He was the man. His name? Jacob.
Then a scrawny being walked in. He had grey skin and black hair. All the girls looked away from him and all the men would bully him. He was weak. He had a 0-pack, could bench lift a elephant's toenail and have 1 kale shot. In 2 hours. His name? Fastfoodius. He had weird parents. They literally drew 11 different letters from a hat, put them on a table and shuffled them to make a word, and settled with that name.
Anyways, Fastfoodius had a rough childhood. He was constantly bullied because of his dodgy name and had no muscles. And he is still bullied. After getting his Galacticappy Meal, Jacob walks up to him.
Jacob: What are you doing, Fastfoodius?
Fastfoodius: Uh... Um... Ea-e-eating.
Jacob: What are you eating?
Jacob snatches Fastfoodius's takeaway bag and opens it.
Jacob: A Galacticappy Meal?
Jacob and company laugh at Fastfoodius. He then takes out the cheeseburger from the Galacticappy Meal and slams it on the ground. He stomps on it over and over again. He picks up the damaged burger and hands it back to Fastfoodius.
A miserable Fastfoodius walks outside. He ate all his chips, and drank his drink. He had no money on him. All he had was the stomped on burger. He ate it all.
But it made him sick. He was feeling nauseous. He quickly entered his house. His palms were sweaty, knees weak, arms were heavy. Vomit on his sweater already, it was mom's spaghetti. He then crashed to the floor. He was unconscious.
He woke up. He wasn't sure how long he was out. He stood back up. He felt different. He went to the bathroom, and saw something amazing. He was muscular. He had muscles and a beard bigger than Jacob's. And he had a 12-pack. A mysterious glow was coming from him as well.
He went to his neighbour's house, Old Celestial Being Geraldo. He knew everything.
Old C.B. Geraldo: Oh my, Fastfoodius. You look different.
Fastfoodius: Yeah. It's pretty groovy.
Old C.B. Geraldo: You have a glow as well! You don't see that every day.
Fastfoodius: Yeah. I'm actually not sure if that's good or bad...
Old C.B. Geraldo: Well, what do you need help with?
Fastfoodius: Well. I want to know why I have big muscles, a beard and a glow.
Old C.B. Geraldo: Well. When did you notice this?
Fastfoodius: Well, after I finished my Galacticappy Meal, I started feeling sick, and passed out.
Old C.B. Geraldo: Did you eat a cheeseburger stomped on 7 times by a blue-haired celestial being called Jacob?
Fastfoodius: Um... Yeah.
Old C.B. Geraldo: <gasp>. Legend has it that if you eat a cheeseburger from a Galacticappy Meal stomped on 7 times by a blue-haired celestial being called Jacob and eat it after drinking some GalactiCoke, you will become...
Fastfoodius: What?
Old C.B. Geraldo: Very nauseous.
Fastfoodius: That's it?
Old C.B. Geraldo: Oh, and if you faint and land on the floor of your house, you become a god.
Fastfoodius: A god!? I'm a god!?
----
Priest: What? A god?
Joe: Yeah... Fastfoodius is THE gods of god.
Priest: But one does not become a god by eating a stomped-on cheeseburger!
Joe: Uh... Yeah. Yes. They wills.
----
Fastfoodius: A god!? I'm a god!?
Old C.B. Geraldo: Yes. A... <dramatic pause> ...god.
Fastfoodius: Well... What do I do?
Old C.B. Geraldo: Pfft. I don't know.
Fastfoodius: You don't... Know?
Old C.B. Geraldo lost his title that day. He was no longer 'the guy who knew everything'. He was now 'the guy who knew everything except what to do when you randomly become a god after eating a stomped on cheeseburger'.
Fastfoodius went back to his house and walked around. He was a god, but had no idea what to do as a god. He was confused. He was frustrated. He became, angry.
He yelled in anger, and suddenly, everything within 5m of him falls over. Electricity was flying from his hands. He had powers. He was angry. He had an idea.
He stormed (literally) to Galactic Macca's, and looked around. He hunted. He found Jacob. He grabbed him by the throat.
Fastfoodius: Why, hello there Jacob.
Jacob: Fastfoodius?
Fastfoodius: I'm gonna smash you like Joe Smarts will smash Romeo King.
----
Priest: What?
Joe: Oh, I has match against Romeo Queen at NBW. Its fit as well, underdoge wons the match.
Priest: Uh...
----
Fastfoodius: I'm gonna smash you like Joe Smarts will smash Romeo King.
Jacob: Okay then, steroids. Let me go.
Fastfoodius lets go. The electricity from his hands die along with his anger.
Fastfoodius: Oh my god, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to...
Jacob: Shut up with your apologies. Since I don't wanna beat you up in a Galactic Macca's, meet me at Galactic Park in... 2 hours. My friends might wanna join as well, so bring your friends and we'll have a 7-on-7 fight. Oh wait, you have no friends!
Jacob and company laugh as Fastfoodius walks off.
Fastfoodius had quite the task to do. He needed to recruit 6 fighters to take on Jacob's crew, and in 24 hours.
<some original cheesy pop song called 'Fight My Way to the Top' starts to play>
<recruit montage begins>
Fastfoodius walks around the street, handing out flyers saying 'Assist a god'.
He put it on a notice board.
He put it on an ad at Galacticinema, in fact, you couldn't go anywhere without hearing the phrase 'assist a god'.
<'Fight My Way to the Top finally ends>
<recruit montage ends>
----
Priest: I must congratulate you there, Joe.
Joe: ?
Priest: Well, you managed to sing an original song and talk at the same time!
Joe: It a skill you gets from worstshipping the Fries Gods.
----
<recruit montage ends>
Fastfoodius: You're hired. By default.
In front of him stood 6 people. There was a joker, a farmer, a hippie, a pharmacist, an Italian and a woman.
Fastfoodius: So, since you are assisting a god in a fight...
Hippie: I'm fighting other people? Bruh, I'm out.
The hippie walks out.
Fastfoodius: Well. Who's gonna take over him?
: I'll do it.
It was good Ol' C.B. Geraldo.
Fastfoodius: Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyÿyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! Old C.B. Geraldo!
Old C.B. Geraldo: How's it doing man?
Fastfoodius: Just training a few people for a 7-on-7 fight.
Old C.B. Geraldo: Oh, you can't train people to fight Jacob and company in 24 hours...
Fastfoodius: Well... What do I do?
Old C.B. Geraldo: You make them into gods...
Fastfoodius: How?
Old C.B. Geraldo: You get a sword, and knight them to become gods!
Fastfoodius quickly grabbed a sword and told all 6 people to kneel.
Fastfoodius: You, Joker, are now McDonaldus, god of humour.
You, Farmer, are now Kentuckius, god of agriculture
You, Pharmacist, are now Subbius, half-god of health.
Subbius: Why am I a half-god?
Fastfoodius: That's what you get for not liking fries!
Fastfoodius: You, Italian, are now Dominocus, god of culture.
You, female, are now Wendysius, god of femininity.
And you, Old C.B. Geraldo, are now Burgerkingus, god of wisdom.
I am Fastfoodius, god of gods, god of fast food and... your leader.
All 7 gods celebrate as now, they are gods.
Finally, 24 hours passed. The 7 gods arrived at Galactic Park (actually just a huge empty space) just before Jacob and company.
Jacob: Well, well. You do have friends!
Fastfoodius: Yeah. Of course I do. Now let's fight!
Jacob: Oh, just wait. 8 minutes til 24 hours is up.
They listened to 'Galactican Pie' by Celestial Don McLean.
Bye, bye Galactican Pie...
Jacob: Okey dokey... Let's fight in... 3... 2... 1...
They ran at each other.
McDonaldus ran at a fellow called Mercury.
McDonaldus: Why did the ostrich cross the road? It was the chicken's day off!
Mercury laughed so hard he fainted. McDonaldus picked up Mercury and threw him up in the air and became a rock. He stopped near this huge star called the Sun.
Kentuckius charged at fellow named Venus.
Kentuckius quickly planted a sunflower and distracted Venus. He then super kicked Venus so hard he flew into space and turn into a rock. He stopped right next to Mercury.
Subbius ran towards a fellow named Mars. Subbius stopped in front of Mars, and threw some bread at him.
Subbius: Hope you like white bread! And ham! And Old English cheese! Here, some lettuce! Cabbage! Carrots! Olives! JALAPEÑOS! And some BBQ SAAAAAUUUUUYCCCCCEEEEE!!
Subbius then kicked the human sub so hard he flew into space and landed quite a far distance away from Venus.
Good Ol' Burgerkingus jogged at a fellow called Saturn.
Burgerkingus: 12x13=156.
Saturn: What?
Burgerkingus was jamming knowledge into Saturn.
Burgerkingus: Opposite of red is green. Blue and yellow makes green. C-H-E-E-S-Y is how you spell cheesy. 150 x 47 = ... 7050
Saturn faints. Burgerkingus throws him to the sky. He became a big rock and landed a long way away from Mars.
Dominocus trots towards a poor fellow called Uranus. Uranus tries to punch Dominocus in the face. Dominocus ducks it, and runs around Uranus with a sheet of pasta in hand. Within seconds, Uranus was wrapped in pasta.
McDonaldus: Your anus was wrapped in pasta? Hahaha! Trolololololololol!
Uranus was kicked into space (trolololol) and became a huge rock and landed next to Saturn.
Wendysius ran up to Neptune and just straight up beat him. She was so bad-ass that she flicked Neptune so hard he flew into space and landed next to Uranus (trolololololol).
Now it was Jacob and Fastfoodius.
Galactic Sara Conway: Well, what a match we have here!
Galactic Charlie Hanson: Yeah, this is bound to be one for the galactic ages!
Galactic St. Remi: Shut up!
Jacob goes for a punch but is dodged. Fastfoodius goes for a punch. Dodged. Jacob goes for a crossbody, planning to crush Fastfoodius, but is reversed into a World's Smartest Slam! Jacob is out cold.
----
Priest: What the heck is a World's Smartest Slam?
Joe: Shut up!
----
Jacob is out cold.
Jacob: You know what? Just kick me out into space.
Fastfoodius: Nah, you don't deserve that. I hereby make you Starbuckius, the overlord of Fries hell!
Jacob: ?
Jacob then vanished into thin air.
Fastfoodius celebrated by combining galactic water, galactic sand, galactic dirt and galactic stone into a large ball and threw it in the air. He named this Fastfoodius world, but some IDIOT renamed it Earth.
Fastfoodius then farted so hard that he created the gas giant Jupiter.
----
Joe: THE ENDING!!
Priest: Jupiter, is just a huge fart?
Joe: DOES YOU WANT TO MEET STARBUCKIUS IN FRIES HELL!?
Priest: ...
Suddenly, the church doors burst open.
Jeff: STOP THE WEDDING!
The congregation look to the back door again.
Jimmy: Wrong church again.
Jeff: Hey Joe, come with us.
Joe: K then, see you alls later! I'll be heres on Saturdays!
Joe, Jeff and Jimmy then left to try and stop a wedding.