Post by Broski Jayden on Jan 28, 2018 20:33:33 GMT
WELCOME, I hope you’re enjoying your day? Please come closer, I am certain that you are here to hear more tales of my lives? Of course! But I apologize as it will have to wait for another time. I am here for another reason. As you know my brother and I will be facing that wretched duo of Rattlesnake and Viper, the unbearably team called…Snake Pit.
There are many things that troubles me, but maybe we should start at the root of it all. Vincent Pryce, the author of this first book, this first chapter.
So far only the Prelude has been completed.
We’ve learn a lot from these few pages; Pryce is a misogynist with his handling of the incredible women talent that we have here, his scoundrel ways of finding despicable wrestlers as champions. But a thing that we have personally experienced is his lack of respect for the tag team titles. It’s a disgrace! Look at that card!
Grabs a piece of paper from his coat
Look at it! Disgraceful! We go on before Travis? We crushed his dreams last week and he’s higher on the card than us? This goes to show at what our Boss thinks of the tag team division. We should be on top of that pillar!
We will show our boss the true stars that we are. I am here today to extend our family; I took some time to really think of what would give us the edge this week against these snakes in the grass. This is why we are here today in Vienna. The Tiergarten Schönbrunn. The Tiergarten Schönbrunn is the oldest zoo in the world, I remember when it opened. I was still young in that life but I still remember vividly to this day.
Even with all the wild exotic animals that were there, it was the monkeys that caught my attention the most. I have made a sizeable donation to this historical place to achieve our plan. This Sunday we will pull the venom glands from the snakes and show the world what a real team can do.
As my brother Ricardo turns from the camera to fiddle with the door to the monkey exhibit it makes me dwell back upon my own lil monkey. Kendra my dearest one. I know not if your mother lets you watch these video diaries but alas! I send them anyway. Daddy loves you as much as he loves this cray cray business he and Unckie Ricky do day in and day out.
The camera shows Ricardo dodging a bombardment of monkey feces, poorly.
Unkie Ricky crazy hunny, but he a smart man. Once he and i chop the heads from the vipers in the Snake Pit and render them Demode, maybe I shall have enough money to oppose the court order placed between us in this life. No matter what I didn't choose wrestling over you, Travis and his Godly Hand, spit some vile venom, possibly worse than anything these serpents of Satan ever could. But it's lies, all of it. I do this because its the only thing I know how. I fight, Survive, Destroy others in your honor and in the hope the measly checks i been making are going to better your future not you step dads new shoes or mothers next perm.
Ricardo finally catches a monkey in the background and it scratches and smacks the French Canadian multiple times but eventually he breaks its spirits and drags it out by its arm.
Brotha! I have Tamed the wild Mon-kEY just as WE shall tame the Pit of Snakes at Bloood Mooon Risen!
Aye Brotha Frenchy! He is a Glorious lil Monkey but alas, what are we to do with such a creature?
Well Brotha Jayden We shall Name him Brotha Bubbles and he Shall Free our Bird and be a GLORIOUS Stupendous 3rd member of The Razzle Dazzlers of Fantazzmagazzles!
Awesomesauce! But I best not catch you blowing Bubbles Dear Brother or else he will be off thy team.
With that the three members of The Razzle Dazzlers of Fantazzmagazzles walk off into the sunset as the camera fades.
There are many things that troubles me, but maybe we should start at the root of it all. Vincent Pryce, the author of this first book, this first chapter.
So far only the Prelude has been completed.
We’ve learn a lot from these few pages; Pryce is a misogynist with his handling of the incredible women talent that we have here, his scoundrel ways of finding despicable wrestlers as champions. But a thing that we have personally experienced is his lack of respect for the tag team titles. It’s a disgrace! Look at that card!
Grabs a piece of paper from his coat
Look at it! Disgraceful! We go on before Travis? We crushed his dreams last week and he’s higher on the card than us? This goes to show at what our Boss thinks of the tag team division. We should be on top of that pillar!
We will show our boss the true stars that we are. I am here today to extend our family; I took some time to really think of what would give us the edge this week against these snakes in the grass. This is why we are here today in Vienna. The Tiergarten Schönbrunn. The Tiergarten Schönbrunn is the oldest zoo in the world, I remember when it opened. I was still young in that life but I still remember vividly to this day.
Even with all the wild exotic animals that were there, it was the monkeys that caught my attention the most. I have made a sizeable donation to this historical place to achieve our plan. This Sunday we will pull the venom glands from the snakes and show the world what a real team can do.
As my brother Ricardo turns from the camera to fiddle with the door to the monkey exhibit it makes me dwell back upon my own lil monkey. Kendra my dearest one. I know not if your mother lets you watch these video diaries but alas! I send them anyway. Daddy loves you as much as he loves this cray cray business he and Unckie Ricky do day in and day out.
The camera shows Ricardo dodging a bombardment of monkey feces, poorly.
Unkie Ricky crazy hunny, but he a smart man. Once he and i chop the heads from the vipers in the Snake Pit and render them Demode, maybe I shall have enough money to oppose the court order placed between us in this life. No matter what I didn't choose wrestling over you, Travis and his Godly Hand, spit some vile venom, possibly worse than anything these serpents of Satan ever could. But it's lies, all of it. I do this because its the only thing I know how. I fight, Survive, Destroy others in your honor and in the hope the measly checks i been making are going to better your future not you step dads new shoes or mothers next perm.
Ricardo finally catches a monkey in the background and it scratches and smacks the French Canadian multiple times but eventually he breaks its spirits and drags it out by its arm.
Brotha! I have Tamed the wild Mon-kEY just as WE shall tame the Pit of Snakes at Bloood Mooon Risen!
Aye Brotha Frenchy! He is a Glorious lil Monkey but alas, what are we to do with such a creature?
Well Brotha Jayden We shall Name him Brotha Bubbles and he Shall Free our Bird and be a GLORIOUS Stupendous 3rd member of The Razzle Dazzlers of Fantazzmagazzles!
Awesomesauce! But I best not catch you blowing Bubbles Dear Brother or else he will be off thy team.
With that the three members of The Razzle Dazzlers of Fantazzmagazzles walk off into the sunset as the camera fades.