Boyz in the Hood, Seinfeld and Duck Chickens.
Jan 28, 2018 20:55:48 GMT
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Post by Joe Smarts on Jan 28, 2018 20:55:48 GMT
Hey you, yeah you. You're bound to have watched many movies in your life, but have you ever wondered...
...what if Joe was in it? Nah, me neither. BUT!! This writer can think of nothing else... Plus, this could be fun.
Star Wars
Joe-bi Wan Kenobi: Young Patty-wan.
Anakin Skywalker: Yes, Ben?
Joe-bi Wan Kenobi: MY NAME ARE JOE-BI WAHN.
Anakin Skywalker: ...yes, Joe-bi Wan?
Joe-bi Wan Kenobi: I shall showing you how to holds lightsaber.
Joe-bi Wan picks up his lightsaber and turns it on.
Anakin Skywalker: Um... Joe-bi Wa...
Joe-bi Wan Kenobi: AAHHOOWW!!!! Oh <bleep>-ity <bleep>-er! Me leg!
Joe-bi Wan takes that lightsaber out of his leg and holds it the right way.
Anakin Skywalker: Are you all right?
Joe-bi Wan Kenobi: Ah... I is fine!
Joe-bi hobbles his way to Anakin
Joe-bi Wan Kenobi: This are how you use lightsaber.
Joe-bi Wan turns the lightsaber on and swings it around.
Anakin Skywalker: OW!!! You cut off my ARM!!!
Joe-bi Wan Kenobi: You'll be fine.
Anakin Skywalker: MY ARM HAS BEEN CUT OFF AND YOU DON'T CARE!!??
Joe-bi Wan Kenobi: Yes! Use this energies to convert to darky side!
Anakin Skywalker: What? For so long, you've told me to join the light side, but now you tell me to join the dark side? Excellent.
...Anakin Skywalker turned to the dark side that day...
Indiana Jones
Indiana Joe-ns has found a golden totem thingymabob
Indiana Joe-ns: Aha! If I puts something Elsa on the thingy, replacering the thingy, I gets thingy, and me finish thingy!
He quickly takes the totem and replaces it with a dollop of blu-tac.
Indiana Joe-ns: It working!
Suddenly, the whole area starts rumbling.
Indiana Joe-ns: Uh oh...
He starts running as arrows start flying from the walls and dives over a convenient pit (face plants on the other side of course). Just when he thought he was safe...
Indiana Joe-ns: Giantistic pebble!!
It was a boulder. He ran and ran down the cavern. That's when he realised.
Indiana Joe-ns: Hanging on... I can jumps over this!!
He turns around, waiting for the boulder. He jumps!
...about a foot into the air. He gets run over by the boulder. The golden totem thingymabob has never been seen since
San Andreas
Joe is walking along the street with fellow companion Jeff when all of a sudden, the city starts rumbling.
Joe: Whoa! That were one hells of an lunch!
Jeff: That wasn't your stomach, that was an earthquake!
It was pretty high on the Richter scale... And it was only the pre-shock.
Jeff: We have to find somewhere safe!!
Joe: Over theres!
It was a fence, they could hold onto it as the earthquake caused panic.
Jeff: Joe! Someone's already there!
Joe gets the man there and pulls him off the fence and onto the street.
Joe: Sorry!
Man: HEY!!! THAT WAS...
The earthquake threw a car at him.
Jeff: Joe! You just killed someone!
Joe: Really?
Joe runs onto the street.
Joe: MAN!!! I'M SO SORRY!!!
The earthquake threw a bus at him.
Jeff: ...that's classic Joe!
<Seinfeld riff plays>
Super Size Me
Joe: I is gonna does a challenge... Nah. I'm just gonna does continue me normal life. Eat fasts food every breakfasts, lunches and dinner.
Space Jam
Joe: I NEED SOME THIS MAGGLE'S MAGIC SHTUFF!!
-----
Interviewer: STOP IT. RIGHT NOW.
Joe: Why? It are a good films.
Interviewer: I wanted you to answer my question and for the 6th time, you've shown me that film.
Joe: Really? What were the question?
Interviewer: How did you come up with the idea for Joeprah?
Joe: That reminding me... Does you wanting to see a film me made?
Interviewer: NO! It seems like you want to skip that question.
Joe: OOH. How does you know?
Interviewer: <sigh> I need to be paid more. <sigh> So. Thoughts on your match at Blood Moon Rising?
Joe: Well... Romeo King Kong... I were meant to face him but he were not there... I face a many more fierce opposinent. My shadow!!
Interviewer: So you're saying that your shadow is much more fierce than Romeo King?
Joe: Certainsly! Romeo Kingsley look like a duck chicken compare to my shadow!
Interviewer: What about Chris Steel?
Joe: Uh... Oh! Max Steel's bruddah. Max Steel sucks like a duck chicken. So Chris Steel do too! Chris Steel are gunna go crying to his muddah.
Interviewer: Um... Chris's parents are dead...
Joe: What are this? Boyz n a Hood? Ooh! We shall watch that film! Boyz n a Hood are the best pit of it.
Interviewer: Um... No. Not even close to Boyz in da Hood.
Joe: What abouts this film?
Interviewer: No! No, no, no, no, no!
The interviewer storms out as Joe plays with retro 3D glasses.
...what if Joe was in it? Nah, me neither. BUT!! This writer can think of nothing else... Plus, this could be fun.
Star Wars
Joe-bi Wan Kenobi: Young Patty-wan.
Anakin Skywalker: Yes, Ben?
Joe-bi Wan Kenobi: MY NAME ARE JOE-BI WAHN.
Anakin Skywalker: ...yes, Joe-bi Wan?
Joe-bi Wan Kenobi: I shall showing you how to holds lightsaber.
Joe-bi Wan picks up his lightsaber and turns it on.
Anakin Skywalker: Um... Joe-bi Wa...
Joe-bi Wan Kenobi: AAHHOOWW!!!! Oh <bleep>-ity <bleep>-er! Me leg!
Joe-bi Wan takes that lightsaber out of his leg and holds it the right way.
Anakin Skywalker: Are you all right?
Joe-bi Wan Kenobi: Ah... I is fine!
Joe-bi hobbles his way to Anakin
Joe-bi Wan Kenobi: This are how you use lightsaber.
Joe-bi Wan turns the lightsaber on and swings it around.
Anakin Skywalker: OW!!! You cut off my ARM!!!
Joe-bi Wan Kenobi: You'll be fine.
Anakin Skywalker: MY ARM HAS BEEN CUT OFF AND YOU DON'T CARE!!??
Joe-bi Wan Kenobi: Yes! Use this energies to convert to darky side!
Anakin Skywalker: What? For so long, you've told me to join the light side, but now you tell me to join the dark side? Excellent.
...Anakin Skywalker turned to the dark side that day...
Indiana Jones
Indiana Joe-ns has found a golden totem thingymabob
Indiana Joe-ns: Aha! If I puts something Elsa on the thingy, replacering the thingy, I gets thingy, and me finish thingy!
He quickly takes the totem and replaces it with a dollop of blu-tac.
Indiana Joe-ns: It working!
Suddenly, the whole area starts rumbling.
Indiana Joe-ns: Uh oh...
He starts running as arrows start flying from the walls and dives over a convenient pit (face plants on the other side of course). Just when he thought he was safe...
Indiana Joe-ns: Giantistic pebble!!
It was a boulder. He ran and ran down the cavern. That's when he realised.
Indiana Joe-ns: Hanging on... I can jumps over this!!
He turns around, waiting for the boulder. He jumps!
...about a foot into the air. He gets run over by the boulder. The golden totem thingymabob has never been seen since
San Andreas
Joe is walking along the street with fellow companion Jeff when all of a sudden, the city starts rumbling.
Joe: Whoa! That were one hells of an lunch!
Jeff: That wasn't your stomach, that was an earthquake!
It was pretty high on the Richter scale... And it was only the pre-shock.
Jeff: We have to find somewhere safe!!
Joe: Over theres!
It was a fence, they could hold onto it as the earthquake caused panic.
Jeff: Joe! Someone's already there!
Joe gets the man there and pulls him off the fence and onto the street.
Joe: Sorry!
Man: HEY!!! THAT WAS...
The earthquake threw a car at him.
Jeff: Joe! You just killed someone!
Joe: Really?
Joe runs onto the street.
Joe: MAN!!! I'M SO SORRY!!!
The earthquake threw a bus at him.
Jeff: ...that's classic Joe!
<Seinfeld riff plays>
Super Size Me
Joe: I is gonna does a challenge... Nah. I'm just gonna does continue me normal life. Eat fasts food every breakfasts, lunches and dinner.
Space Jam
Joe: I NEED SOME THIS MAGGLE'S MAGIC SHTUFF!!
-----
Interviewer: STOP IT. RIGHT NOW.
Joe: Why? It are a good films.
Interviewer: I wanted you to answer my question and for the 6th time, you've shown me that film.
Joe: Really? What were the question?
Interviewer: How did you come up with the idea for Joeprah?
Joe: That reminding me... Does you wanting to see a film me made?
Interviewer: NO! It seems like you want to skip that question.
Joe: OOH. How does you know?
Interviewer: <sigh> I need to be paid more. <sigh> So. Thoughts on your match at Blood Moon Rising?
Joe: Well... Romeo King Kong... I were meant to face him but he were not there... I face a many more fierce opposinent. My shadow!!
Interviewer: So you're saying that your shadow is much more fierce than Romeo King?
Joe: Certainsly! Romeo Kingsley look like a duck chicken compare to my shadow!
Interviewer: What about Chris Steel?
Joe: Uh... Oh! Max Steel's bruddah. Max Steel sucks like a duck chicken. So Chris Steel do too! Chris Steel are gunna go crying to his muddah.
Interviewer: Um... Chris's parents are dead...
Joe: What are this? Boyz n a Hood? Ooh! We shall watch that film! Boyz n a Hood are the best pit of it.
Interviewer: Um... No. Not even close to Boyz in da Hood.
Joe: What abouts this film?
Interviewer: No! No, no, no, no, no!
The interviewer storms out as Joe plays with retro 3D glasses.