Johnny Utah's and beers
Jan 28, 2018 22:06:13 GMT
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Post by thesnakepit on Jan 28, 2018 22:06:13 GMT
We open to Johnny Utah's in New York City and The Snake Pit is seen watching a well stacked blonde attempt to ride the mechanical bull as Lynard Skynard’s “Give me three steps” plays in the background.
(Rattlesnake)
Twenty bucks says she falls out of that tank top.
Viper pulls out a twenty and hands It to Rattlesnake.
(Viper)
I'll take that bet… those cans are stuffed in there like sausage casing.
Rattlesnake and Viper watch even more intently as the top heavy blonde is thrown every which direction on the mechanical bull, he face running into her chest at every jerk.
(Rattlesnake)
She's about pop brother.
(Viper)
Not a chance…
Viper chugs some beer and returns his attention back to the bull rider. The fans start getting into the count because she's just about to hit the 8 seconds mark.
(Viper)
Noooooo!!!
(Rattlesnake)
Ah hahaha!
The blonde is thrown head over heels and as she pops up both of her breasts are plopped out of her top. The blonde stands up and crams herself back into her sausage casing tank top.
(Rattlesnake)
I'll take that twenty now.
Viper hands the twenty over and Rattlesnake turns back around to look at the bar.
(Rattlesnake)
Welp beer money all spends the same chief, so how about a round on me?
Viper waves toward to the bar.
(Viper)
Yeah yeah, go get it.
Rattlesnake nods and walks off toward the bar as Viper shakes his head at the blonde. This triggers her to walk over.
(Stacked Blonde)
Why so glum shoog?
(Viper)
Just left twenty bucks to my buddy.
The blonde smiles.
(Stacked Blonde)
You bet on if my tits would pop out during the bull ride, didn't cha?
Viper is taken back a bit.
(Viper)
How did you?
The blonde flicks her hair back out of her eyes.
(Stacked Blonde)
I get it all the time, these girls of mine have a mind of their own.
The blonde bounces them in front of Viper and he starts to lightly laugh.
(Viper)
Well you cost me twenty bucks and I didn't even catch your name.
(Stacked Blonde)
The name’s Cheyenne, nice to meet cha.
(Viper)
You're not a crazy killer are ya?
Cheyenne gives Viper a kissy face for a second.
(Cheyenne)
I've been known to break some hearts, but that's about it. A girl like me can't just settle, right?
Viper looks Cheyenne up and down.
(Viper)
Yeah I can see that. So what brings you to Johnny Utah’s?
(Cheyenne)
Same as you I suppose, looking for a voluptuous blonde who enjoys riding bulls.
Cheyenne laughs at her own joke and Rattlesnake comes walking up behind her carrying two buds. He gives Viper a look that asks if he needs him to run interference and Viper shrugs. Cheyenne spins around just in time to catch Rattlesnake about to turn around.
(Cheyenne)
This must be the mean friend who ran off with your twenty dollars…
Rattlesnake holds his beers up surrendering to Cheyenne.
(Rattlesnake)
Oh no, you caught me.
(Viper)
You gonna hand the beer over or are you taking that from me too?
Rattlesnake hands a bud to Viper and Cheyenne looks at both men up and down.
(Cheyenne)
You two look really familiar… Do you hang out with that French Canadian guy Eric? He's big on naked yoga if I remember right…
(Viper)
Nah, that guys a dingleberry. We are The Snake Pit of New Blood Wrestling.
Cheyenne snaps her fingers.
(Cheyenne)
That's why you look familiar! I took my son to the show where you two were on commentary recently. You were pretty funny actually.
(Rattlesnake)
Thanks, yeah we were watching those Razzle Dazzles whatever they want to represent put on a corpse fucking in the middle of the ring. Our boss wants a tag division to look stronger on television but he hires joke acts to compete, which is never going to work.
Viper nods along.
(Viper)
It's true, we are a legit tag team who has wrestled all over the world and we are on our retirement tour this year and it's a year we wanted to make meaningful… But all we are going to be fed are mediocre circus acts at best.
(Cheyenne)
So you don't think these Razzle guys are going to stand a chance?
(Rattlesnake)
Maybe if we were blindfolded and have both of our arms tied behind our backs… But even then that's a big maybe.
(Viper)
They're spot monkeys…
Cheyenne gives a confused look.
(Viper)
A spot monkey are those idiots who fly off the ropes just to get the ooos and aaahs from the fans. It's really cheap pops is all it is.
(Rattlesnake)
I wish them luck stepping into the ring with us, but our titles aren't being stolen from us so easily.
(Viper)
That's for damn sure.
(Cheyenne)
Well, I say we celebrate tonight before your victory tomorrow… That's how a true veteran would do it, am I right?
Viper and Rattlesnake clink their beer bottles together.
(Rattlesnake)
Damn straight.
Fade out
(Rattlesnake)
Twenty bucks says she falls out of that tank top.
Viper pulls out a twenty and hands It to Rattlesnake.
(Viper)
I'll take that bet… those cans are stuffed in there like sausage casing.
Rattlesnake and Viper watch even more intently as the top heavy blonde is thrown every which direction on the mechanical bull, he face running into her chest at every jerk.
(Rattlesnake)
She's about pop brother.
(Viper)
Not a chance…
Viper chugs some beer and returns his attention back to the bull rider. The fans start getting into the count because she's just about to hit the 8 seconds mark.
(Viper)
Noooooo!!!
(Rattlesnake)
Ah hahaha!
The blonde is thrown head over heels and as she pops up both of her breasts are plopped out of her top. The blonde stands up and crams herself back into her sausage casing tank top.
(Rattlesnake)
I'll take that twenty now.
Viper hands the twenty over and Rattlesnake turns back around to look at the bar.
(Rattlesnake)
Welp beer money all spends the same chief, so how about a round on me?
Viper waves toward to the bar.
(Viper)
Yeah yeah, go get it.
Rattlesnake nods and walks off toward the bar as Viper shakes his head at the blonde. This triggers her to walk over.
(Stacked Blonde)
Why so glum shoog?
(Viper)
Just left twenty bucks to my buddy.
The blonde smiles.
(Stacked Blonde)
You bet on if my tits would pop out during the bull ride, didn't cha?
Viper is taken back a bit.
(Viper)
How did you?
The blonde flicks her hair back out of her eyes.
(Stacked Blonde)
I get it all the time, these girls of mine have a mind of their own.
The blonde bounces them in front of Viper and he starts to lightly laugh.
(Viper)
Well you cost me twenty bucks and I didn't even catch your name.
(Stacked Blonde)
The name’s Cheyenne, nice to meet cha.
(Viper)
You're not a crazy killer are ya?
Cheyenne gives Viper a kissy face for a second.
(Cheyenne)
I've been known to break some hearts, but that's about it. A girl like me can't just settle, right?
Viper looks Cheyenne up and down.
(Viper)
Yeah I can see that. So what brings you to Johnny Utah’s?
(Cheyenne)
Same as you I suppose, looking for a voluptuous blonde who enjoys riding bulls.
Cheyenne laughs at her own joke and Rattlesnake comes walking up behind her carrying two buds. He gives Viper a look that asks if he needs him to run interference and Viper shrugs. Cheyenne spins around just in time to catch Rattlesnake about to turn around.
(Cheyenne)
This must be the mean friend who ran off with your twenty dollars…
Rattlesnake holds his beers up surrendering to Cheyenne.
(Rattlesnake)
Oh no, you caught me.
(Viper)
You gonna hand the beer over or are you taking that from me too?
Rattlesnake hands a bud to Viper and Cheyenne looks at both men up and down.
(Cheyenne)
You two look really familiar… Do you hang out with that French Canadian guy Eric? He's big on naked yoga if I remember right…
(Viper)
Nah, that guys a dingleberry. We are The Snake Pit of New Blood Wrestling.
Cheyenne snaps her fingers.
(Cheyenne)
That's why you look familiar! I took my son to the show where you two were on commentary recently. You were pretty funny actually.
(Rattlesnake)
Thanks, yeah we were watching those Razzle Dazzles whatever they want to represent put on a corpse fucking in the middle of the ring. Our boss wants a tag division to look stronger on television but he hires joke acts to compete, which is never going to work.
Viper nods along.
(Viper)
It's true, we are a legit tag team who has wrestled all over the world and we are on our retirement tour this year and it's a year we wanted to make meaningful… But all we are going to be fed are mediocre circus acts at best.
(Cheyenne)
So you don't think these Razzle guys are going to stand a chance?
(Rattlesnake)
Maybe if we were blindfolded and have both of our arms tied behind our backs… But even then that's a big maybe.
(Viper)
They're spot monkeys…
Cheyenne gives a confused look.
(Viper)
A spot monkey are those idiots who fly off the ropes just to get the ooos and aaahs from the fans. It's really cheap pops is all it is.
(Rattlesnake)
I wish them luck stepping into the ring with us, but our titles aren't being stolen from us so easily.
(Viper)
That's for damn sure.
(Cheyenne)
Well, I say we celebrate tonight before your victory tomorrow… That's how a true veteran would do it, am I right?
Viper and Rattlesnake clink their beer bottles together.
(Rattlesnake)
Damn straight.
Fade out