Post by max masked on Jan 31, 2018 5:02:00 GMT
(tha fans are in tha arena and gettin ready to take a piss break between two matches when alluva sudden a voice comes on over the sound system.)
voice: who gonna holla at ya booooooooiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(tha fans who ran to piss run back to there seats and one poor foo is so excited he pisses down his leg. theyre excited becuz they know that max masked is about to hit tha ring.
tha fans all holla at tha top of their lungs and got your money by dirty starts to play.
max masked comes out and hes got five hot women with him in five hot outfits that all of their stuff is hanging out of.
max and all tha ladies get into tha ring and max takes one last big drag off of his blunt before throwin the rest of it out into the crowd. all tha fans fight to try to get tha butt of tha blunt.)
max masked: you damn right!
(tha crowd cheers max again.)
max masked: who likes all these fine tricks i got wit me tonight?
(tha crowd cheers and max bounces one of the tricks boobs to make tha crow cheer even louder. she giggles.)
max masked: all right you guys know who i am but i dont know who all yall are becuz im new to new blood wrestling but guess what im gonna come in here and kick some ass just like ive kicked some ass ever since i came out my mommas crack in harlem!!!!!
(tha crowd all laughs at tha word crack.)
max masked: woo boy we havin some big fun tonight. me an my tricks arent just out here to have fun tho - were here becuz im gettin ready to have my first match in new blood wrestling. i got a so called man who calls himself flying k kendrick kross.
(tha crowd boos.)
max masked: ya sound like you know him huh? well i know u too kross. i seen you out here before tha ppv. i seen u frontin like u hard. u aint hard tho. u aint nothin. u some pansy ass pretty boi from london england. aint not one tru badass come outta london england cept for prime minister winston churchill who wuz a badass cuz he beat off tha nazis. u aint no winston churchill. hell u aint even fake winston churchill. u aint even darkest hour. u aint even that crazy fucker john lithgow on tha crown. u just a regular pansy ass british dude who needs me to take his tea and crumpets and shove them strait up his pip pip cheerio so far that they shoot out his mouth between his craggeldy ass prince charles teeth.
yeah i aint never gotten along wit no brit. but ur worse than a regular birt. ur a brit who tries to be some pretty boy tattooed model like u some kinda uk blink 182 or some shit. u better not blink when u in tha ring wit me tho becuz as soon as u blink u gonna be layed out wit a speer (not misspelled cuz a speer is different than a spear) an them im gonna hit u wit tha face off an i wont even half to pin u becuz ull be layin on the mat holdin ur face an sayin 'oh no max masked dont hit me no more i quit i quit i quit' an then the referee will call fo the bell cuz u just submissioned.
(max gets distracted and looks down the dress of one of his tricks.)
max masked: daaaaaaaaammnnnnnn u lookin so fine honey.
(tha trick nods and feels maxs pants.)
max masked: ooo yeah i dig it baby but not yet i still gotta bust on this fool flyin k kendrick kross.
kendrick u think u bad jus becuz u managed to beat gray zee? ninja please. everyone beats gray zee. gray zee is like tha glass joe of new blood wrestling. jobbers beat gray zee. women beat gray zee. hell gray zee even beats himself every night in bed. beatin gray zee aint gonna get u nowhere.
u know another thing that i heard bout kross? i heard hes afraid to go outside in tha snow. six inches of snow falls an hes all like 'ooo nooooo thats too much for me to go out in cuz im kendrick kross an im a pansy who cant take a lil snow im jus gonna stay on my shitty piss stained couch an sip on my wiskey like a jabrone who cant hold no liquor.' U know were im from kendrick? im from harlem new york a real hood not like ur fake ass hood chelsea which is so weak they gotta name it after tha clintons ugly ass daughter. u know wut we do when theres six inches of snow in harlem? we fuckin walk out our doors an do our fuckin business like their aint nothing wrong cuz hidin from snow is for children an olds. then again maybe maybe tha reason kendrick kross is afraid of six inches of snow is that six inches is bout five an a half more inches than hes used to workin wit.
(all tha tricks in tha ring wit max masked go 'daaaaaaaaaaaammmmnnnn' at tha same time an at tha same time max gets out of tha ring an runs a full lap round it before getting back in.)
max masked: hahahaha that wuz a good one sometimes i even make myself laugh. u know wut kendrick i also hear u got urself a lil friend named jess. maybe if jess is tried of playin wit ur half inch maybe she can come wit me sum time an get a special something from me that is like my favorite trash bag cuz its…….
(tha crowd chants along wit max masked.)
max masked: HEFTY HEFTY HEFTY!
(max masked smiles.)
max masked: fuck ya i think im gonna like it round here.
ooooo shit u know wut i jus thought of somethin. dis brothers name is flyin k kendrick kross. thats one k. then another k. then another k. tha dudes name is basically kkk. so im not jus fightin a british pansy thats afraid of snow. im fightin a racist muggafuggin british pansy that’s afraid of snow. i aint got no time for any racist ass bullshit kendrick. i know u lookin at me an seein that my ass is as white as dat snow ur afraid of so ur prolly thinkin that im the kinda guy dat mite go to onnea ur make american great again rallies wit u but da taint true.
i may be pasty ass white but I grew up in harlem an yea it wuz hard sometimes bein tha only white kid for ten blocks an there wuz sum times when ppl wuz mean to me becuze of tha color of my skin an not the content of my character. i mean there wuz some straight up 8 mile shit that went on cept there wuznt any vomit on my sweater. i don’t even wear sweaters unless by sweater u mean one of my womens landin strips.
but even tho i had sum racist ass bullshti done to me in harlem i knew the racists weren’t like most black ppl in my hood. most people in my hood loved me an supported me an helped make me wut i am today even tho we wuz different. so i kno racism aint the answer which is why i cant believe im fighten a bigoted sob who hid the word kkk in his name. i cant have dis mofo shit on my ppl like dat. kendrick kross im gonna hit u so hard for so long that ur gonna be beggin me to stop and promisin that ur gonna give up ur bigoted inbred grand wizard bullcrap.
u shouldnt be afraid of da snow kendrick. u should be afraid of me.
max masked OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTT.
(got your money plays again and max masked drops tha mike before doin a grind on one of his tricks before they all walk backstage.)
voice: who gonna holla at ya booooooooiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(tha fans who ran to piss run back to there seats and one poor foo is so excited he pisses down his leg. theyre excited becuz they know that max masked is about to hit tha ring.
tha fans all holla at tha top of their lungs and got your money by dirty starts to play.
max masked comes out and hes got five hot women with him in five hot outfits that all of their stuff is hanging out of.
max and all tha ladies get into tha ring and max takes one last big drag off of his blunt before throwin the rest of it out into the crowd. all tha fans fight to try to get tha butt of tha blunt.)
max masked: you damn right!
(tha crowd cheers max again.)
max masked: who likes all these fine tricks i got wit me tonight?
(tha crowd cheers and max bounces one of the tricks boobs to make tha crow cheer even louder. she giggles.)
max masked: all right you guys know who i am but i dont know who all yall are becuz im new to new blood wrestling but guess what im gonna come in here and kick some ass just like ive kicked some ass ever since i came out my mommas crack in harlem!!!!!
(tha crowd all laughs at tha word crack.)
max masked: woo boy we havin some big fun tonight. me an my tricks arent just out here to have fun tho - were here becuz im gettin ready to have my first match in new blood wrestling. i got a so called man who calls himself flying k kendrick kross.
(tha crowd boos.)
max masked: ya sound like you know him huh? well i know u too kross. i seen you out here before tha ppv. i seen u frontin like u hard. u aint hard tho. u aint nothin. u some pansy ass pretty boi from london england. aint not one tru badass come outta london england cept for prime minister winston churchill who wuz a badass cuz he beat off tha nazis. u aint no winston churchill. hell u aint even fake winston churchill. u aint even darkest hour. u aint even that crazy fucker john lithgow on tha crown. u just a regular pansy ass british dude who needs me to take his tea and crumpets and shove them strait up his pip pip cheerio so far that they shoot out his mouth between his craggeldy ass prince charles teeth.
yeah i aint never gotten along wit no brit. but ur worse than a regular birt. ur a brit who tries to be some pretty boy tattooed model like u some kinda uk blink 182 or some shit. u better not blink when u in tha ring wit me tho becuz as soon as u blink u gonna be layed out wit a speer (not misspelled cuz a speer is different than a spear) an them im gonna hit u wit tha face off an i wont even half to pin u becuz ull be layin on the mat holdin ur face an sayin 'oh no max masked dont hit me no more i quit i quit i quit' an then the referee will call fo the bell cuz u just submissioned.
(max gets distracted and looks down the dress of one of his tricks.)
max masked: daaaaaaaaammnnnnnn u lookin so fine honey.
(tha trick nods and feels maxs pants.)
max masked: ooo yeah i dig it baby but not yet i still gotta bust on this fool flyin k kendrick kross.
kendrick u think u bad jus becuz u managed to beat gray zee? ninja please. everyone beats gray zee. gray zee is like tha glass joe of new blood wrestling. jobbers beat gray zee. women beat gray zee. hell gray zee even beats himself every night in bed. beatin gray zee aint gonna get u nowhere.
u know another thing that i heard bout kross? i heard hes afraid to go outside in tha snow. six inches of snow falls an hes all like 'ooo nooooo thats too much for me to go out in cuz im kendrick kross an im a pansy who cant take a lil snow im jus gonna stay on my shitty piss stained couch an sip on my wiskey like a jabrone who cant hold no liquor.' U know were im from kendrick? im from harlem new york a real hood not like ur fake ass hood chelsea which is so weak they gotta name it after tha clintons ugly ass daughter. u know wut we do when theres six inches of snow in harlem? we fuckin walk out our doors an do our fuckin business like their aint nothing wrong cuz hidin from snow is for children an olds. then again maybe maybe tha reason kendrick kross is afraid of six inches of snow is that six inches is bout five an a half more inches than hes used to workin wit.
(all tha tricks in tha ring wit max masked go 'daaaaaaaaaaaammmmnnnn' at tha same time an at tha same time max gets out of tha ring an runs a full lap round it before getting back in.)
max masked: hahahaha that wuz a good one sometimes i even make myself laugh. u know wut kendrick i also hear u got urself a lil friend named jess. maybe if jess is tried of playin wit ur half inch maybe she can come wit me sum time an get a special something from me that is like my favorite trash bag cuz its…….
(tha crowd chants along wit max masked.)
max masked: HEFTY HEFTY HEFTY!
(max masked smiles.)
max masked: fuck ya i think im gonna like it round here.
ooooo shit u know wut i jus thought of somethin. dis brothers name is flyin k kendrick kross. thats one k. then another k. then another k. tha dudes name is basically kkk. so im not jus fightin a british pansy thats afraid of snow. im fightin a racist muggafuggin british pansy that’s afraid of snow. i aint got no time for any racist ass bullshit kendrick. i know u lookin at me an seein that my ass is as white as dat snow ur afraid of so ur prolly thinkin that im the kinda guy dat mite go to onnea ur make american great again rallies wit u but da taint true.
i may be pasty ass white but I grew up in harlem an yea it wuz hard sometimes bein tha only white kid for ten blocks an there wuz sum times when ppl wuz mean to me becuze of tha color of my skin an not the content of my character. i mean there wuz some straight up 8 mile shit that went on cept there wuznt any vomit on my sweater. i don’t even wear sweaters unless by sweater u mean one of my womens landin strips.
but even tho i had sum racist ass bullshti done to me in harlem i knew the racists weren’t like most black ppl in my hood. most people in my hood loved me an supported me an helped make me wut i am today even tho we wuz different. so i kno racism aint the answer which is why i cant believe im fighten a bigoted sob who hid the word kkk in his name. i cant have dis mofo shit on my ppl like dat. kendrick kross im gonna hit u so hard for so long that ur gonna be beggin me to stop and promisin that ur gonna give up ur bigoted inbred grand wizard bullcrap.
u shouldnt be afraid of da snow kendrick. u should be afraid of me.
max masked OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTT.
(got your money plays again and max masked drops tha mike before doin a grind on one of his tricks before they all walk backstage.)