max masked is comin for kiddy cay
Feb 12, 2018 5:30:40 GMT
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Post by max masked on Feb 12, 2018 5:30:40 GMT
(two janbrones are havin a match an their doin some boring nwa shit like a figger 4 or something. tha fans are all on their phones. then got your money by dirty starts to play an all the crowd goes wild cuz it means max masked is runnin down to tha ring an hes got a baseball bat wit him.
max gets into tha ring in tha middle of tha jabrones match an hits one of the jabrones in tha stomach wit tha bat while hes in tha figger 4. the other jabrone gets up an tries to fite max but max hits him in tha throat with tha head of tha bat an the janbrone falls down dead. tha reeferee an tha other janbrone are scarred by this an run away.
max holds tha bat over his head an the crowd cheers an max asks for a mic. when he gets it four or five hot ass women come out of tha back an stand in tha ring behind max while he talks. while he talks max sits on tha chest of tha dead jabrone in tha middle of tha ring.)
max masked: i am muggafuggin pissed off!
(tha crowd cheers)
max masked: i am maggafuggin pissed off because jus a few days ago on monday bloody monday i was all set to win my debutt match in tha nbw against kendrick kross the flying kkk member wen all of a sudden he cheep cheep shotted me from behind an got a cheep fluke win. listen too me an listen to me good kendrick. where i come from in harlem a real man has tha balls to not jump anudder real man from behind wen hes makin sure his trick his bein treated rite. u wait for ur opponent to finish wit da trick an then u fite straight up an face to face. u don’t sneak a win like a lil mark ass marky mark. hell u aint even good enuff to be called a marky mark. ure like one of da bckgrnd members of da funky bunch tha ones who half to clean up da puddles of sweat an baby batter dat marky mark would leave backstage at one of his shows after hittin one of his tricks hard an fast. dammit im pissed at kendrick kross!!!!!
(max starts huffin an puffin real hard an hes even sweatin thru his mask a lil bit so one of his tricks pulls off her panties an wipes them on his forehead to wipe up the sweat.)
max masked: damn! jus kno kendrick kross dat if i ever find u again ur not gunna make it out of da ring cuz u mite be a kkk member who likes burin crosses in my bruddas yards but the only thing dats gunna be burnin wen we get in to da ring again will be ur ass wen i got it strapped up to da ring post!
so then jus wen i get done thinkin bout kendrick kross cheatin me outta wut shoulda been an easy win i decide that im gunna log on to my socials media an blow off sum steam lookin at sum pics of dat hot ass womans champion brook bell wen oliver sudden ive got dis andre the age of aquarius comin up on my callin me a thirsty normie. well first of all andre theres only one tru andre that i recognize and his name is andre 3000 from tha realest hip hop group ever called outkast. if ur tryin to be andre 3000 ure no andre 3000 because i kno andre 3000 and he is a tite as ninja an ure so far away from bein andre 3000 that we might as well start callin u andre negative 3000 in fact i think thats gonna be my new nickname for u.
(all at tha same time about half the crowd goes "daaaayyyyyyuuuuuuuummm" cuz theyve realized that andre aquairius just got burned an burned hard. max masked kinda smiles)
max masked: hahah u know wut even wen im in a bad mood i can come out here an u guys can cheer me up a lil bit.
neway i cant focus on tha past too much cuz that is not a habit of a highly successful person an i always aspire to b a highly successful person. i need to focus on tha future man.
an tha future is a match I got dis monday against a man who calls himself kid decay. now kid decay is tha runnin buddy of cassidy kaine who i called out on twitta a couple of weeks ago.
before I start talkin bout kid decay lemme address tha situation wit cassidy kaine. now sum ppl have come to me an said hey max masked y ru callin out cassidy kaine do u want ur ass beat. well tha way i see things comin to a new fed is like comin to a prison an all my fam who have been to prison say dat uve gotta get in there on day one an stick it to tha biggest guy u can find to prove to everyone u hard. well tha biggest guy in tha nbw is tha nbw champion but i cant jus challenge corey bull cuz if i challenge corey bull nobody would give me tha match cuz they would say that i havent paid my dudes to earn a title match. well since i cant have tha champion i mite as well challenge tha last champion to show everone dat i can compete on a championship level.
so dats y i called out cassidy kaine but u notice i dont have cassidy kaine i have kid decay cuz i guess cassidy kaine dont want nonna me he thinks he can jus put his boy or maybe i should say his boo out there to fite me an he thinks kid decay will get tha job done and take me out of action.
dats not gonna happen tho kaine cuz kid decay is gonna be tha scarfiacial lamb who i eat up like a bowl of lucky charms wit my special sauce before i finally get to u kaine an wen i get to u there aint gonna be no mercy.
an u know tha one thing bout kid decay dat seems weird do me about kid decay is dat wen i hear dat name kid decay all i hear is deek deek deek an wen i wuz a kid there wuz a cartoon makin company called dic but it was pronounced like deek so all i can hear wen i hear kid decays name is dic an im sure im not tha only one who thinks dis. so maybe kid decay since ur name sounds so much like dic maybe instead of kid decay we should call u tha adventures of sonic tha hedgehog or inspector gidget or sum otha crappy show dat dic used to put out back in tha day.
an anudder thing cassidy kaine they tell me ur gonna be on commentary during dis match wit kid decay or tha get along gang or wutever cartoon show were callin him now. well cassidy kaine u betta jus stay home or if u don’t stay home u betta jus stay behind dat table an mind ur own bizness cuz if u dont i mite just take dat whole announce table an shove it up ur ass an then tha next week ud have to wrestle me at a big disadvantage cuz ud have a huge table shoved up ur ass.
cassidy kaine. kid dic. andrew aquairius. kendrick kross. ur on my list an my list aint a good place to be cuz . . .
(max masked looks at tha crowd an tha crowd looks at him an they all know wutz cumin next so they all say it at tha same time.)
max masked and crowd: who gonna holla at ya boooooooooooooooooooooiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
(got ur money starts to play again an max masked stands up an licks each one of his tricks on tha ear an then they walk out of tha ring together.)
max gets into tha ring in tha middle of tha jabrones match an hits one of the jabrones in tha stomach wit tha bat while hes in tha figger 4. the other jabrone gets up an tries to fite max but max hits him in tha throat with tha head of tha bat an the janbrone falls down dead. tha reeferee an tha other janbrone are scarred by this an run away.
max holds tha bat over his head an the crowd cheers an max asks for a mic. when he gets it four or five hot ass women come out of tha back an stand in tha ring behind max while he talks. while he talks max sits on tha chest of tha dead jabrone in tha middle of tha ring.)
max masked: i am muggafuggin pissed off!
(tha crowd cheers)
max masked: i am maggafuggin pissed off because jus a few days ago on monday bloody monday i was all set to win my debutt match in tha nbw against kendrick kross the flying kkk member wen all of a sudden he cheep cheep shotted me from behind an got a cheep fluke win. listen too me an listen to me good kendrick. where i come from in harlem a real man has tha balls to not jump anudder real man from behind wen hes makin sure his trick his bein treated rite. u wait for ur opponent to finish wit da trick an then u fite straight up an face to face. u don’t sneak a win like a lil mark ass marky mark. hell u aint even good enuff to be called a marky mark. ure like one of da bckgrnd members of da funky bunch tha ones who half to clean up da puddles of sweat an baby batter dat marky mark would leave backstage at one of his shows after hittin one of his tricks hard an fast. dammit im pissed at kendrick kross!!!!!
(max starts huffin an puffin real hard an hes even sweatin thru his mask a lil bit so one of his tricks pulls off her panties an wipes them on his forehead to wipe up the sweat.)
max masked: damn! jus kno kendrick kross dat if i ever find u again ur not gunna make it out of da ring cuz u mite be a kkk member who likes burin crosses in my bruddas yards but the only thing dats gunna be burnin wen we get in to da ring again will be ur ass wen i got it strapped up to da ring post!
so then jus wen i get done thinkin bout kendrick kross cheatin me outta wut shoulda been an easy win i decide that im gunna log on to my socials media an blow off sum steam lookin at sum pics of dat hot ass womans champion brook bell wen oliver sudden ive got dis andre the age of aquarius comin up on my callin me a thirsty normie. well first of all andre theres only one tru andre that i recognize and his name is andre 3000 from tha realest hip hop group ever called outkast. if ur tryin to be andre 3000 ure no andre 3000 because i kno andre 3000 and he is a tite as ninja an ure so far away from bein andre 3000 that we might as well start callin u andre negative 3000 in fact i think thats gonna be my new nickname for u.
(all at tha same time about half the crowd goes "daaaayyyyyyuuuuuuuummm" cuz theyve realized that andre aquairius just got burned an burned hard. max masked kinda smiles)
max masked: hahah u know wut even wen im in a bad mood i can come out here an u guys can cheer me up a lil bit.
neway i cant focus on tha past too much cuz that is not a habit of a highly successful person an i always aspire to b a highly successful person. i need to focus on tha future man.
an tha future is a match I got dis monday against a man who calls himself kid decay. now kid decay is tha runnin buddy of cassidy kaine who i called out on twitta a couple of weeks ago.
before I start talkin bout kid decay lemme address tha situation wit cassidy kaine. now sum ppl have come to me an said hey max masked y ru callin out cassidy kaine do u want ur ass beat. well tha way i see things comin to a new fed is like comin to a prison an all my fam who have been to prison say dat uve gotta get in there on day one an stick it to tha biggest guy u can find to prove to everyone u hard. well tha biggest guy in tha nbw is tha nbw champion but i cant jus challenge corey bull cuz if i challenge corey bull nobody would give me tha match cuz they would say that i havent paid my dudes to earn a title match. well since i cant have tha champion i mite as well challenge tha last champion to show everone dat i can compete on a championship level.
so dats y i called out cassidy kaine but u notice i dont have cassidy kaine i have kid decay cuz i guess cassidy kaine dont want nonna me he thinks he can jus put his boy or maybe i should say his boo out there to fite me an he thinks kid decay will get tha job done and take me out of action.
dats not gonna happen tho kaine cuz kid decay is gonna be tha scarfiacial lamb who i eat up like a bowl of lucky charms wit my special sauce before i finally get to u kaine an wen i get to u there aint gonna be no mercy.
an u know tha one thing bout kid decay dat seems weird do me about kid decay is dat wen i hear dat name kid decay all i hear is deek deek deek an wen i wuz a kid there wuz a cartoon makin company called dic but it was pronounced like deek so all i can hear wen i hear kid decays name is dic an im sure im not tha only one who thinks dis. so maybe kid decay since ur name sounds so much like dic maybe instead of kid decay we should call u tha adventures of sonic tha hedgehog or inspector gidget or sum otha crappy show dat dic used to put out back in tha day.
an anudder thing cassidy kaine they tell me ur gonna be on commentary during dis match wit kid decay or tha get along gang or wutever cartoon show were callin him now. well cassidy kaine u betta jus stay home or if u don’t stay home u betta jus stay behind dat table an mind ur own bizness cuz if u dont i mite just take dat whole announce table an shove it up ur ass an then tha next week ud have to wrestle me at a big disadvantage cuz ud have a huge table shoved up ur ass.
cassidy kaine. kid dic. andrew aquairius. kendrick kross. ur on my list an my list aint a good place to be cuz . . .
(max masked looks at tha crowd an tha crowd looks at him an they all know wutz cumin next so they all say it at tha same time.)
max masked and crowd: who gonna holla at ya boooooooooooooooooooooiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
(got ur money starts to play again an max masked stands up an licks each one of his tricks on tha ear an then they walk out of tha ring together.)