Post by Lisa Foster on Feb 12, 2018 9:25:32 GMT
The scene flickers to life showing a glimpse into the past. A famous announcer’s voice is heard calling out the moment.
”OH MY GOD! What a overhand right by Lisa Foster. And just like that, Tonya Smith goes down.”
The montage continues showing various shots of Lisa Foster delivering blistering combos with fist and feet to opponent after opponent in her various MMA exploits. Each foe falls and her hand is raised in victory. A number of championship belts are seen being wrapped around her waist, each one bearing the name of a different promotion. Then, the feed goes to black.
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When it pops back on, we’re here in the present, with Lisa Foster finishing up a slew of eye blindingly fast Japanese Arm Drags and Dragon Screw Legwhips on various training partners who pile in toward her in succession. A buzzer sounds off and they all stop and shake hands before exiting the ring inside the Andersons Fighting Systems wrestling school. Lisa, however, stays inside it and leans against the ring ropes, her face facing the camera and it’s operator on the outside. A heavily dimpled smile graces her cute countenance as she speaks.
Lisa: Howdy, New Bloods!
She gives wave and wink to complement her sweet, honeyed words.
Lisa: Looks like my debut match is going to be against Lucy the Fat Hooker. I know my fans from the MMA realm may not be happy about this, but I think it’s a booking that makes sense. I’m green as grass when it comes to professional wrestling, so it’s only fitting for them to test me against a lady who is twice my size and strength. Not many women can say that. It’s usually the other way around. Management wants to see how well I do and how I cope against something I’m not used to. As for you, Lucy….
The fit fighter chick throws a measured nod toward the lens.
Lisa: How does it feel to know you might actually have a chance to win a match? You definitely have more experience than me, though I’m hoping to change that quickly with as many bookings across the wrestling landscape as I can right now. You even have the power advantage. You literally have every advantage a person would want against another person in something like this. You’re going to blow it though, just like you do so many men whom you siphon semen and money from. Why? Because you treat this as an option not a passion.
Lisa shakes her head, shaming her upcoming adversary.
Lisa: You only wrestle because it gives you a secondary financial resource since your primary one, whoredom, isn’t very lucrative for a lady like yourself. You do it to get by. You do it to barely scrape by. It’s kinda sad, really. If you were actually passionate about this craft and went all out for it with training and discipline you’d be damn near unstoppable. Instead, you show up with semen and slobber stains all over your attire and rumor has it you smell of an indescribable odor that’s very nasty. Then, when you do get in the ring, you storm around it throwing all kinds of wild haymakers and haphazard kicks. You’re lazy in everything you do, including whoredom apparently.
She sighs, runs a hand through her jet black hair, and shrugs.
Lisa: Oh well. You do you and I’ll do me. I’ll take this serious and run circles around you when the bell rings. It won’t take long for me to wear you down, drag you into deep water, and drown you with my offense. With any luck maybe this loss will be a wake up call to you or maybe I’ll beat some sense into you. I hope it’s a life changing event, because the more you flaunt your iniquities the more some little girl might think it’s okay to do what you do, and I for one aim to stop such things from happening.
With a resolute nod of the head, she begins to back away from the camera, leaving it with some parting words.
Lisa: New Blood Wrestling is full of uptight bum-knuckles like Brooke “broke” Bell and Karlie “somebody lend me a win” Nash and druggies who claim to be time travelers, so it’s about time some class and normalcy is interjected before things get more out of hand, yeah? See ya in the ring, Lucy.
With that, she claps and the feed ends.